April 21, 2011

Questions I ask myself...

  • Why would I settle for a man that doesn't want the best for himself? (you can't possibly want the best for me either)
  • Who said it was okay to be set in your ways at an old age? (if you are alone, then something you're doing isn't working)
  • What would it be like to only date chicks? (I'm curious enough to think about it, but not daring enough to do it, because i like penis too much)
  • When did "LOVE" become the new swear word? (It's not meant to be said out loud in front of people and you might get your mouth washed out with soap if you're not careful)
  • Is it a fetish/conquest to be had in being with a black girl or a plus-size woman? (I have to say if it's this much of a fetish or fantasy, what's to keep you once the excitement has worn off when I'm invested in you and you don't feel the same way)
  • When did it dawn on people to classify beauty? (You're cute for a big girl is a backhanded compliment, that is really just a backhanded slap in the face)
  • I'm a slut for sleeping with you on the first date, so what does that make you?
  • If I told you I never stopped loving you, would you feel the same way? (the way we talk still, makes me feel like you would say yes)

April 19, 2011

Spring is in the Air...

It is that time of year, where the weather warms up and the cheating begins. Temptation is at an all time high because the winter clothes are being put away and the mini skirts and short shorts are coming out. well let me stop, because plenty of good can come from this season as well. Something about Jesus, Easter eggs, and a bunny, I don't know, something like that. This season also brings the beginning of beautiful weather and cheerful personalities. So have fun making new loves, and having amazing sex.

April 7, 2011

I Am An Enigma...

I am a hell of a lot of work. I am time consuming, aggravating, frustrating, and vexing. I embody some of the worst qualities that are associated with being a woman. I am emotional, unstable and crazy. I accomplish all this while still be caring, nurturing, forgiving, and understanding. I am sexy, beautiful, cute and appealing. I possess the characteristics that would allow me to be a great wife, mother, and support system to my relationship. Yes I am damn complex, but I make it look good and balance it in heels. I work hard now, so I don't have to later. I put my career goals ahead of relationships. I put friends ahead of potentials. To make my point clear, no body is perfect, no woman especially, but I am giving you full disclosure. I am amazing to love, hard to hate and impossible to forget. That's what makes me such a strong woman, so why would I waste my time with someone that doesn't give a shit about themselves enough to ask for the best in them, but expect it from others. If you can't handle my worst qualities, what makes me strong enough to handle my great ones