Tell Me: you love me because you love me not because you want sex
Tell Me: what you want me to know, not what you think I want to hear
Tell Me: you will be there because you will be
Tell Me: life gets better, and that I can be happy if i truly want to be.
Tell Me: something good, not something false
Tell Me: i'm beautiful not that i'm sexy
Tell Me: something i can believe in so i'll be happy
But don't you dare Tell Me: something that will break my heart
April 17, 2010
April 3, 2010
Bad Sex...Why me?
There is no end to the possibilities one can come across when you enter into the bedroom. There are good encounters, bad encounters, and ugly/regretful encounters. Personally i've been encountering a lot of bad and ugly, so you know of course I got to write about it. You know me, I have to put guys in categories and label them, so we have:
Humpy hump guys- go at it like a jack rabbit, thinking just because its deep it feels good, or the absolute worst acting like the pussy is running away so the have to pound it out.
Big dick, no stroke- that's pretty self explainitory. They have a big dick, but for some reason don't know how to use this God given gift.
Little dick- Trying to do what a big dick does, without the hardware to back up the software. (ie. trying to go deep from the back *points at serious face* what are you doing!?!)
Selfish ass- bust a nut and you're finished. I get this was about you getting that nut off, but damn can i get a little something I did shave for this!?!
I have officially given up on sex for the time being, because I can't take one more bad experience. I need that good good, because the sexual frustration is killing me. Other than that, i'm back on the prowl and back to the blog.
Humpy hump guys- go at it like a jack rabbit, thinking just because its deep it feels good, or the absolute worst acting like the pussy is running away so the have to pound it out.
Big dick, no stroke- that's pretty self explainitory. They have a big dick, but for some reason don't know how to use this God given gift.
Little dick- Trying to do what a big dick does, without the hardware to back up the software. (ie. trying to go deep from the back *points at serious face* what are you doing!?!)
Selfish ass- bust a nut and you're finished. I get this was about you getting that nut off, but damn can i get a little something I did shave for this!?!
I have officially given up on sex for the time being, because I can't take one more bad experience. I need that good good, because the sexual frustration is killing me. Other than that, i'm back on the prowl and back to the blog.
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