A kiss worth a thousand words...

somebody that matches your style of kissing seems to be rare now a days. Maybe its just me and I could totally be making this bigger than it should be, but I don't feel like I am. A great Make-Out Session (MOS) can send chills down your spine and blood flowing to the right places. Let me tell you about a guy I made out with recently. He is a good looking man, tall, chocolate, you guys know how I like them. He was the worst kisser on the face of the earth (this I have decided). He was all over the place, not slobbery or anything but just not in a solid rhythm. Trying to jam his tongue down my throat I thought I was going to suffocate. I wanted to say stop attacking my face, but that would be rude. I tried to direct it, but he was being "take charge". Don't get me wrong I love an assertive guy, but an assertive guy that knows what he's doing is even better. I just don't understand how someone can be such a bad kisser. It literally made me say okay we're done here and kick you out of my house.  If you can't get it together, then don't come around here ya know.

Time for something different...

I've been sleeping with this guy for years and lets call him Mr LA.  Sometimes when he calls me I wonder why I still go see him. Is it because he is like comfort food and always makes me happy in the moment but you wish you would have eaten something healthier? Is it because when you aren't in a relationship he is the perfect dial-a-dick? I don't know what it is, but when I saw him the other night and he didn't make me nut and has the audacity to try and add another girl to the equation, something just clicked and I said to myself, "Girl, we gotta drop this nigga". I've talked about the pursuit of new booty before and that is more if you need the excitement of someone new but still in the realm of your type. I want to mix it up a bit, and try a completely different type of guy. Seeing Mr. LA just made me realize I need to get away from LA and see something different.

Almost the end of May

and I haven't posted since April 21st, that is an injustice, and one that will be corrected immediately. I have been going through a love life dry spell so as many of you know who follow my blog regularly if the sex is dry so is the blog. I do however have a few topics that might peak your interest soon to come. Not getting any new booty, but revisiting some old flames, which is almost always a good time.