March 4, 2009

One Night Stand...

So recently i had asexcapade with this United States Navy Men, and I was let down. I'm thinking je is buff, in shape, stamina pretty high...ya know all the good stuff. How sadly mistaken i was. My guy who i will call "Tiny" (pun intended) was promising to begin with. He was affectionate, kissable lips, soft gentle touch, yet when he started to go down on me it was like i was in high school again and he was just learning how to do it. He wanted to do it so badly, yet he couldn't find my clitoris if he had a flashlight and a map. After his horrible attempt at eating me out, he decides to plow into me with is 4 inch penis and pumped about 6 times before he came. I didn't know weather to laugh or be pissed off. My theory is if you aren't good at giving oral, then you should be amazing at penetration. Then he had the audacity to ask me if I had as much fun as him and if i wanted a round two. Needless to say i was not interested in seeing him again. Although I was clear with him in saying that i didn't want to see him anymore, he decided to start stalking me. showing up at my apartment, waiting for me when I get home, all kinds of crazy stuff. Be careful when you are having a one night stand, because it can bring out the crazies in a person. I was lucky he was harmless to me, but you never know if they are crazy enough to stalk, they are crazy enough to do damage. The moral of the story, watch out for who you let in your bed. Untill the next question rolls my way Much love and happiness...enjoy your night.

Oral Aversion?

There is an increasing number of men I have encountered and met that are not willing to go down on a woman but expects the woman to go down on him. There is also a large number of women that refuse to go down on a man, but expect him to do it to them. I don't understand it people!!! What's the problem??? How can you expect your partner to give you oral pleasure and not be willing to reciprocate? It's just wrong. I can maybe understand if you weren't good at it but that is something the two of you can work on.
There are so many options for the two of you to consider. They have workshops, pornos, magazines, books, TV shows dedicated to educating the masses on the joys and pleasures of learning how to please your partner orally. If the only reason is you don't know how that's pretty lame, mostly cause you are just being lazy.
If it's because in their nether regions there is a funny smell, this can be caused by a various number of problems. It can be poor hygiene, which is one of the biggest problems, an infection, sweat from foreplay, or a combination of the sorts. This is a major turn off that can be readily fixed to keep the mood going and can later be discussed. Some options may be getting busy in a pool or shower something that gives you a lot of access to water and can relieve you of the smell. If the mood is totally killed talk to them about what made it go sour (literally). Your partner may be embarrassed, but at least they know for next time and it's something you two will eventually be able to laugh off.
From my own personal experience, there was a guy, lets call him "LA" that I used to kick it with. LA was what you would categorize as a sex thing. We only saw each other basically to fuck. LA is the type of guy that thinks he's God's gift to women and if he's fucking you, you're one of the choosen few. LA loves to get head, always said mine was amazing the best he ever had, but after a while the same shit get played out. I go down on him he fucks me...nothing spectacular for me, great for him okay for me. I realized what was missing was a great oral session for me. What I have concluded was that LA just wasn't good at it. I came to this conclusion when I used tried and true methods, such as changing the scene to be near water, getting myself checked out, keeping it shaved cause I know that's how he likes it. Nothing worked for me. I knew it wasn't a me problem so I brought it to his attention. LA said he never wanted to go down on a girl, not because anything was wrong with her, he just didn't want to be thought of as inferior in any aspect of sex. Needless to say I'm not wasting my time with someon so ignorant anymore, but the thought never left my mind. Isn't it inferior to not try at something, especially with sex, because practice only makes you better. So the moral of the story, fellas don't get lazy and ladies if you're scared of the penis you shouldn't be having sex you're not ready.
If this intrigued you or you have more questions please feel free to ask away or contact me for more. Untill the next question rolls my way Much love and happiness...enjoy your night.

March 1, 2009

What's up with these females?

"Why is it girls are so retarded when it come to sex and relationships?" This is a question ALL of my guy friends keep asking me. Well the only answer I can come up with, because I'm a girl, is that they put their heart, soul and passion into sex and relationships instead of going on basic animalistic instinct like most men do. Women have this constant problem of becoming emotionally involved in the act of sex cause that's how we are built. Now don't get me wrong not all women are built as exact duplicates in the emotion department, cause I personally have learned to act like a lady and think like a man, but for some it's a lot easier said than done. One of my best girl friends, has gotten her heart broken by the same man since we were in High school together. Numerous amounts of people in her life have told her he was bad news, but she was so emotionally involved with him that she couldn't see that he was no good. Please understand the blame is not completely to be placed on her, he was no better for leading her to believe he was something great when he clearly wasn't. I am not going to sit here telling you that girls are better than boys or vice versa. Girls do some pretty stupid things when it comes to dealing with the opposite sex and Guys are in the same boat, I will however say that there are a million things that people can work on to limit the level of stupid actions that occurs in relationships. For a few basics,
-talk to person you are "with" make sure you are on the same page as far as relationshi status.
-be willing to walk away if they can't give you what you want
-don't feel obligated to be with someone for their sake, it will never work out in the long run.
-Get to know your opposite (i.e. what they like/dislike, personality traits)
If these intrigued you or you have more questions please feel free to ask away or contact me for more. Untill the next question rolls my way Much love and happiness...enjoy your night.