Its time to find a new MAN if:
- He asks you to come across town for booty, but won't go around the block to help you fix a flat tire.
- He used to take you to out, but now he's saving up to move out your crib.
- You go from seeing or talking to each other every day to talking once a month.
- His name is only three letters, they ain't no good. (personal experience)
- He goes from taking you out to just hanging out. (ie booty calls, and only being at home)
- He spends more time at the nail shop than you. He is too high maintenance for you.
- He isn't worthy of bringing around your friends and/or family
- He spends more time at the strip club than at work or at home
- He gets his side chick pregnant and/or expects you to be the mother figure
- Quality time means you waiting on him hand and foot while he watches sports.
- The closest thing to a book that he reads is the history of Sports Illustrated
- The closest thing to a commitment is setting plans for that night
Its time to find a new WOMAN if:
- She has no useful skills. (ie cooking,cleaning, working...)
- She is looking for financial security instead of emotional security
- She refers to herself as a barbie or 5star chick. (she not ready to be a grown up)
- Her main goal is to raise children with no way to support them.
- She gets a little to friendly with your best friend, room mate, cousin, brother or father
- She'd rather fuck you than talk to you. (what female you know does that? Hoe tendencies)
- Collecting baby daddies is a hobby.
- She think being a bad bitch is a compliment.
- She refers to labels as friends. (Me and Louis V go way back, I used to rock with Dolce..etc.)
- The friends she keeps are doing better than her. (they keep her around to make themselves feel better)
- She said she pole riding to get through school. (and didn't mention what kind of pole)
- She doesn't want to be a wife but wants the big fancy wedding.
- He asks you to come across town for booty, but won't go around the block to help you fix a flat tire.
- He used to take you to out, but now he's saving up to move out your crib.
- You go from seeing or talking to each other every day to talking once a month.
- His name is only three letters, they ain't no good. (personal experience)
- He goes from taking you out to just hanging out. (ie booty calls, and only being at home)
- He spends more time at the nail shop than you. He is too high maintenance for you.
- He isn't worthy of bringing around your friends and/or family
- He spends more time at the strip club than at work or at home
- He gets his side chick pregnant and/or expects you to be the mother figure
- Quality time means you waiting on him hand and foot while he watches sports.
- The closest thing to a book that he reads is the history of Sports Illustrated
- The closest thing to a commitment is setting plans for that night
Its time to find a new WOMAN if:
- She has no useful skills. (ie cooking,cleaning, working...)
- She is looking for financial security instead of emotional security
- She refers to herself as a barbie or 5star chick. (she not ready to be a grown up)
- Her main goal is to raise children with no way to support them.
- She gets a little to friendly with your best friend, room mate, cousin, brother or father
- She'd rather fuck you than talk to you. (what female you know does that? Hoe tendencies)
- Collecting baby daddies is a hobby.
- She think being a bad bitch is a compliment.
- She refers to labels as friends. (Me and Louis V go way back, I used to rock with Dolce..etc.)
- The friends she keeps are doing better than her. (they keep her around to make themselves feel better)
- She said she pole riding to get through school. (and didn't mention what kind of pole)
- She doesn't want to be a wife but wants the big fancy wedding.
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