There is no end to the possibilities one can come across when you enter into the bedroom. There are good encounters, bad encounters, and ugly/regretful encounters. Personally i've been encountering a lot of bad and ugly, so you know of course I got to write about it. You know me, I have to put guys in categories and label them, so we have:
Humpy hump guys- go at it like a jack rabbit, thinking just because its deep it feels good, or the absolute worst acting like the pussy is running away so the have to pound it out.
Big dick, no stroke- that's pretty self explainitory. They have a big dick, but for some reason don't know how to use this God given gift.
Little dick- Trying to do what a big dick does, without the hardware to back up the software. (ie. trying to go deep from the back *points at serious face* what are you doing!?!)
Selfish ass- bust a nut and you're finished. I get this was about you getting that nut off, but damn can i get a little something I did shave for this!?!
I have officially given up on sex for the time being, because I can't take one more bad experience. I need that good good, because the sexual frustration is killing me. Other than that, i'm back on the prowl and back to the blog.
You are so not giving it up. I know you. I give you 3 months tops and I believe that might be pushing it
ReplyDeleteI do what I want....lol but you probably right
ReplyDeleteGirl, your experiences sound like mines! you are not alone!
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