Pick-up lines are NEVER okay

• Can I walk your dog with you sometime? (as I'm currently walking my dog)
  
• You look good in them clothes, so I'm trying to see you out of them. ("baby I'm a freak" no sweetie you're thirsty")
  
• Girl you thicka than a snicker, can I call you sometime?
  
• You got a man? (no) Why not? (If I knew I guess I would have one right now huh?)
  
• Aye lil mama, what's good? (sunshine, flowers, lollipops you are going to have to be more specific)
  
• Do you work out? (yes) I'd like to work you out sometime.
  
• Why is your face so gorgeous? (*blank stare* o_0 genetics)
  
• Can I give you a backpack? (Why?) I just wanted to do something nice so you would want to give me your number)
  
• I bet you got a fat pussy…can I touch? (*dead*)
  

These are all pick-up lines I have encountered in my recent years. Ridiculous, I know, but some guys just don't know any better what can I say? Truly successful pick-up lines don't need to be shocking, inappropriate, "fresh", or even noticeable pick-up lines.

• Hello miss, how are you today? You caught my eye and I wanted to approach you to ask you out.
  
• Hi my name is (fill in name), I was intrigued by your beauty, and may I call you sometime?
  
• I couldn't help but to notice you, and I would like to get to know you a little better
  

Yes there are far fewer, but being polite gets you a lot further with a woman of quality than with a breezy from the hood. So be aware of the caliber of female you are approaching and that if your crazy pick-up line works she's not the kind of woman you should date. (MAYBE smash, but not bring home to mom)