New Boyfriend Application

So this is a play on the old version I had, but this one is more of a check list of things I want to happen, qualities I want you to have, to see if you are a cut above. 

Personality

• Charming, but not used in a sleazy way
• Loyal to me not just his mommy
• Honest
• Funny, no Hilarious ,when the occasion calls for it
• Smart, not rocket science smart, but smart enough to hold a decent conversation about politics, religion, current events, great novels and other topics of substance.
• Generous of heart and mind, not always of pocket
• Self-Identity, has one and doesn't look for it in me 
• Realist, because anything else just clashes to much

Likes

• Adventure, but can balance my reckless abandon.
• Art & Culture not the stuffy/snobby kind
• Video Games, to the point of enjoyment not life fulfillment
• Sports to the point of enjoyment, not star-crazed fandom
• Sex, but knows the difference between porno dialogue and relationship dialogue

Dislikes

• Everything I dislike. lol

Physical Appearance (shallow I know but hear me out first)

• Taller than me (i'm 5'5 not that hard to do)
• Chocolate, no not the candy, the color. I want to end up with a black guy i'm sorry

Now it may seem like a lot to ask for because its all written out, but honestly, I am more concerned with the man you are not the job you have or the cars you drive. Money comes and goes, but being a good man is hard to find. Honestly if you are this person, you have a stable job, your own residence, and a car to drive, because you are responsible and well put together. If not, I guarantee you are on the way.