November 22, 2009

Sexy vs. Skanky (office edition)

Sexy: Pencil skirts that hug your butt
Skanky: Mini-skirts that show your butt when you bend over

Sexy: Fitted pant suit from Express
Skanky: A pant suit you borrowed from your one night stand.

Sexy: Wearing what you would wear to a picnic to casual friday
Skanky: Wearing what you going to the club in, so you don't have to go home, after casual friday.

Sexy: A fitted sweater with dress pants and boots
Skanky: A fitted dress that leaves nothing to the imagination

Sexy: A white button up with a colorful undershirt that matches a tie
Skanky: A white button up where you can see the color of the bra being worn

Sexy: Closed-toe heels with 3-4 inches of height
Skanky: Open-toe sandal heels with 6 inches of height

Sexy: Pantyhose/ Stockings
Skanky: Fishnets

Sexy: Going to a bar or restaurant to close a deal
Skanky: Going to a strip club to close the deal

Sexy: being confident that your hard work will get you the promotion
Skanky: being confident your sex appeal and flirting with your boss will get you the promotion

Sexy: Being polite and showing the new person around the office
Skanky: Hooking up with the new person because they don't know your reputation.

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