And Guys Call Us Complicated...

I keep seeing all these tweets saying how complicated/confusing women are, and without a doubt I agree. However, men aren't as simple as they claim to be. They want:

• A woman that's independent but still seemingly needing him to be the "provider".
• A woman with the skills of a slutty pornstar, but the purity of a virgin.
• A woman to be a home maker and career-minded.
• A woman to basically be superwoman with the kids, work, and home, all the while still have enough energy to fuck their brains out.

Woman may want an all in one man, but at least we are up front about it, and don't hide behind the stereotypes. If you want a down ass chick that's a superwoman, be straight up, and if you want that, but aren't ready to handle that, don't be surprised when she leaves your ass for her superman ;-)