How to tell if you're ratchet...

You Might Be Ratchet if: you are yelling in public places for no other reason than to make a scene.
You Might Be Ratchet if: you have more baby daddy's than you do kids.
You Might Be Ratchet if: you get bamboo hoop earrings from the beauty supply store
You Might Be Ratchet if: your kids rock L.A. Gear and you wearing the latest Jordans
You Might Be Ratchet if: you go to work, high and/or drunk
You Might Be Ratchet if: you have a twitter page devoted to your boobs and/or butt
You Might Be Ratchet if: all you ever talk about is smoking and fucking
You Might Be Ratchet if: all your friends say they can't fuck with your functions anymore because they are "too much" for them
You Might Be Ratchet if: you try to buy gas with an E.B.T. card
You Might Be Ratchet if: everyone at the county building knows you by name
You Might Be Ratchet if: you watch BET
You Might Be Ratchet if: you walk around Hollywood with no heels on before, during or after your night at the club

Just a few ways to tell but you get the idea...don't let ratchetness happen to you!!!