Ways I Can Tell It Has Been Too Long

~ When the bass in my car vibrates my seat a little too much. (making me a little moist)
~ I snap at folks that say Hi in the morning. (like why are you so happy)
~ I reconsider things I would have said no to if I just got some. (cheating, the type of dude, or venue)
~ I get a little bolder, a little flirty, a little inappropriate.
~ Everything has sexual undertone. (from food to parts of conversations)
~ I drunk text exes and past booty calls I wrote off as no longer being acceptable.

Just a few warning signs...that I need to pounce ;-)