How or where rather, do people learn to kiss? This is a question that plagues me. I have made out with some guys recently that just did not know what they were doing. You see it in the movies that girls learn by experimenting with each other and guys learn from practicing on pillow, mirrors, anything that has a surface. When it comes to reality though, is this the way kids now a days learn. When it gets to adulthood does bad kissing just transfer from person to person, and nobody helps others to get better. Sloppy kisses are not cute, dry kisses are gross and bad breath is just a given no-no. There is a certain etiquette i feel is lacking with today's young adults or 20-somethings i should say.
*Sloppy-Joe*
This is the kissing that could possibly cause you to drown fatally in a pool of their saliva.This can also lead to a string of spit connecting the two of you, your nose and chin being covered in saliva, and difficulty breathing anything but their spit. As unattractive as this sounds it feels even worse. Very common in people with big lips who haven't learned control of how much they moisten them and people with small lips trying to overcompensate for their partner's bigger lips.
*Ashes to Ashes*
Dry lips are not fun. all it takes is a little carmex, chap stick, Vaseline, hell even a little olive oil would work in my eyes. Nothing kills the mood quicker than someone with dry lips trying to suck the moisture out of my face through kissing. Common among people who smoke and those who don't drink water. People with big lips have been known to not pay attention to the dryness because of the excessive amounts of chap stick they have to use. Those with smaller lips are more prone to it, because they forget about their lips and don't notice till they are kissing someone with moist and/or full lips.
*Ole' Onion Breath*
You would think people would be more aware of bad breath in general, but I can't tell you how many times I have been in the presence of someone that smokes a lot or drinks a lot and they have no consideration for the foulness that comes from their mouth. Brush your teeth, chew some gum, use a little mouthwash something. This can attack anyone at anytime, so try to keep mints, gum, or them cute little wisp things handy. Common in those who drink coffee, smoke, eat stinky foods (ie onions, garlic, foreign cheeses).
Kisses should be sweet, tender, and passionate, not abrasive and possibly offensive. learn the etiquette, get the technique down pact and use mints even if you just brushed your teeth. A little extra mint never hurt anyone.
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