Stop Playing...Where's the Rest of it?

I got a bone to pick with guys that have little penises, no pun intended. How do you fix your mouths to say you need a magnum when we both know you can't fill it out. Like how dare you ask me if I got the magnums when clearly you need a baby condom for your tiny dick. Like who are you trying to fool with this gold wrapper, i am the one you except to suck this thing and have it inside me, i can see that it's small.

*Personal Philosophy: If I can't hold the penis and still fit it in my mouth its too small for me to suck and i won't do it* 

Magnums are not magic, they don't instantly make your penis grow, so stop wasting my magnums and my time. Get a condom that fits, Lifestyles and Trojans work just fine. Please make sure if you get the flavored ones that its only for foreplay not intercourse, they weren't designed with penetration in mind.