February 20, 2011

Have You Ever?

Have you ever been so horny that every thought was sexual? I was in the kitchen making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and all I could think about was how it would feel to get fucked on the counter. I was riding in a car with my best friend and two of his friends, all I could picture was riding on top of his friend in the back seat. Maybe it's just me, but when I get horny like I am now, all I can think about is having sex. Can't focus, can't work, can barely write, and now I am trying my hardest to not call someone on my groupie list. I need to rectify this situation immediately because when playing with the kitty doesn't get the job done, it is a problem. but all the TMI aside, my love life is so drab these days, I started talking to my ex and he lives up north no, so a road trip might be in my future. Just Jokes ;) so please be on the look out for random posts and nonsense in the near future hopefully lasting no longer than next weekend.

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