February 17, 2011

How Dare You?

  • Demand sex (who are you?)
  • Wear an outfit that highlights the outline of your penis or vagina (nobody wants to see it)
  • Live above your means. (we all know you live at home with your momma)
  • Lie about who you're sexing? (fucking someone else is not a deal breaker, lying to me about it is)
  • Expect he pussy. ( just because you paid for dinner doesn't guarantee you pussy, hell I could have paid for my own meal)
  • be more emotional than a pregnant woman (you are a grown man share your emotions don't be a baby)
  • Try to make me a baby mama (this is a no baby zone)
  • Arguing about something you have no control over (you look stupid and we still can't change it)

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