Warning: She/He is not worth the trouble

I feel like people, more and more, need to come with labels. Like the surgeon generals warning labels on cigarettes. Here are some labels I feel would be helpful.

• Warning: This man will cause you to become severely bored. He has no conversation skills, and lacks intellectual depth.
• Warning: This woman will try to trap you by getting pregnant.
• Warning: This man has no ambition and will ride the coat tails of your success.
• Warning: This woman lacks any skills. She will not cook, clean, or be a fit mother to raise your little man or your princess.
• Warning: This man will get you pregnant and then leave you for a younger and/or prettier version of you.
• Warning: This woman is needy. She wants your attention all the time. No excuses!
• Warning: This man will get attached, and stalk you if you break it off