November 17, 2010

Sexy VS. Skanky

Sexy: blowing kisses to your beau across the dinner table.
Skanky: deep throating a bread stick at the dinner table

Sexy: lying about where you are at to surprise him with a sexy encounter.
Skanky: lying because you are with boyfriend #2

Sexy: Lacy matching bra and panty sets
Skanky: matching the carpet to the drapes and its not a natural color

Sexy: Slow dancing on a moonlit balcony
Skanky: Humping on that same public balcony

Sexy: Sending tasteful pics telling your partner your ready and for tonight
Skanky: sending raunchy pics to their work email saying I want you right now on your desk.

Sexy: packing their lunch and leaving a steamy note of a great shared memory
Skanky: packing their lunch with a note saying you will meet them in their office for dessert

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