10 Commandments of Dating a Chick Like Me

1. Thou shall not act pussy whipped when you haven't actually got the pussy from me. (that shit is annoying as fucc)
2. Thou shall NEVER EVER expect me to be the mushy, pda-showing, hopeless-romantic you see in movies. (This might be the movie of my life, but this ain't the movies)
3. Thou shall have goals outside of the music industry, sports arena, and entertainment field.
4. Thou shall not try to have phonesex with me. (i don't do that unless its foreplay, if its not then its stupid. i can be by my damn self to maturbate I don't need you breathing in my ear.)
5. Thou shall not talk about long term with me. (most likely you won't be around long enough)
6. Thou shall NEVER EVER IN A MILLION YEARS wake me up out my sleep with dumb questions like how's your day? and its only 6:30. ( Nigga its not i'm still sleep)
7. Thou shall not floss bling on a bitch like you the shit. that doesn't impress me because you probably ran out of money trying to buy it
8. Thou shall always treat me with respect. (Because the less respect I get the less likely I am to be nice when you fall for me)
9. Thou shall not treat Oral sex like a right when its a privillage. (act up and you won't be getting anywhere near either sets of lips
10. Thou shall not try to wife me if you're not cuffable. (what kind of fucked up logic is that. We don't cuff the undateable get your life together.)