On some real talk, it has been a good little while since a man has provided me with a mind-blowing, earth shaking, make-you-walk-different-for-a-few-days type of sexual experience, and it's sad. When I can get myself off with a simple glass piece or dildo better than a red-blooded man with the warmth and comfort to fit the contours of my pussy just right, something isn't right in the water. Don't get me wrong, a few have tried, but when it gets to a certain point, you get tired of trying to force something you know they can't provide. I partially think it has a lot to do with society softening up men today. They aren't as aggressive as they could be and its affecting their performance in the bedroom. I hate letting go of GOOD dick, but if they are acting up outside the bedroom, there is no way they deserve time inside the bedroom. A sacrifice I am very willing to make to train a man.
*PAUSE*
Yes I said train a man, don't act like we don't, and fellas don't act like you don't train your woman. We both feel we are super accomplished when we think we have outsmarted or out-maneuvered our partners, but just when that happens we realize that's what they wanted to begin with and now we feel stupid. Get over it, because its inevitable*RESUME*
It's time to stop wearing tight jeans like lil wayne and the The New Boys and putting on big boy pants and taking care of what needs to go down in the bedroom. Stop trying to spend more time in the mirror fixing up your hair and more time looking at my facial expressions when you hit it from the back and go deep. Stop asking me to do some homo-erotic sexual acts and fuck me like you want pussy and not dick.~THAT IS ALL~
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