What does your underwear say about you?

In case you weren't sure these are my opinions, and my "General Attorney" warning is that my opinions and views may differ from yours and I don't discount that what I say may be interpreted falsely, but its my fucking opinion. If you don't like what I have to say you are more than welcome to not read anything I post. Now where was I? Aahhh yes, the different types and what they mean, oh did I not mention this is about mens underwear, and how some women might view them.

1. Briefs aka tighty whiteys: the bottom of the guy code food chain. Men that will wear these obviously have a stick up their butts, because they don't know how to let loose and have some fun. Let your balls breathe a little. This type of underwear really only works on boys age 13 and under. Pretty much as soon as you hit puberty you should be moving up.
   
2. Boxers: These are probably the most common underwear I have ever come across. They give you a lot of range of motion, not really holding anything in place, but definitely act as a barrier between they ass and their pants.
   
3. Boxer Briefs: These are probably my personal favorite to see on a man. They have the snugness of briefs, but the length and comfort of boxers. A nice little combination that is appealing and from what I hear quite comfortable.
   
4. Commando: The least common and pretty damn nasty in my opinion. I'm not about to expect you to mess with my pussy as its gaining warmth and friction from not having panties on, so don't think you are going to get your sweaty balls licked because you decided not to wear any underwear. It unhygienic and why would you want to walk around just straight free? It's not even naked, because that I can understand, its fully clothed just without underwear. Maybe I'm missing something?