- Cupcaking on the phone is tolerated but only when my girls are not around.
- You can spend the night, but when I wake up i shouldn't see your face or smell your breath until after i have had my morning coffee.
- Cell phones will be turned off once we enter the room to lay in each others arms. Nothing is more important than you for however long we cuddle.
- If we have sex because we are so wrapped up in passion and it is whack do not re-apply next year.
- I will cook you the most amazing meal full of sensual foods, sweet and savory. It takes a lot of time and planning so don't expect gourmet every night, i'm not Martha Stewart.
- Sex is a benefit not a requirement for this season.
- If I come to see you, that place better be spic and span, because my place is always clean.
- Presents are good for girls who need you to buy them things to keep them around. spending money out the ass is useless in trying to impress me. Besides we are not dating just cuddling.
- Dating is not allowed unless it was established before cuddle season. I got a dude for that ;-)
- Bring a movie or something, becasue I'm not about to just stare at your face or the wall the whole night.
**except for numbers 1, 3-7, 10 i'm for serious**
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