October 13, 2010

What your underwear says about you? (chick version)

• Thong/G-string- It mostly means that you don’t wish to have your panty line seen, but these underwear aren’t really doing anything but being butt floss. No I am not a hater because my cakeums don’t fit in a thong or G-string, I got ass for days and guys love it. At any rate they are meant to be sexy and draw in the appeal of possibly not wearing any underwear.

• Boy shorts- These give even the flattest of butts some shape and appeal. They give the support and comfort of granny panties with the appeal of a thong. They are sexy and functional in my opinion.

• Granny panties- You are probably very insecure and lack the confidence to pull off something like a thong or even boy shorts. None the less you still need to wear under garments so you pick these in safe neutral colors. Its okay my granny gets them from the same place and swears by them. Or you are an elderly lady in which case this is perfectly acceptable.

• Boxers- All I can say about this is either you are the masculine one in the relationship with a woman or you and your guy have a lot of arguments on whose boxers are whose.

• Commando- It is very unladylike. Under no circumstances should you leave your house with no panties on. I don’t care how tight your dress, pants, skirt, shorts whatever, it shouldn’t happen just to be free of panty lines or for easy access. The only circumstance this is allowed to happen is when you are having sexy time with your mate in the house, as in a sexy costume or lingerie.

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