Top Ten Reasons You Need To Be By Yourself

In no particular order of importance:

1. You get mad about what people post as their status update, tweet, away message or blog post. Stop adding extras onto everything, it will be a lot less stressful.
2. You look at dating as an excuse to get a free meal from a guy ~ or ~ You expect to get pussy because you paid for dinner.
3. If you can't afford a $30 meal for 2 at chilli's
4. Your goal in life is to be in the entertainment industry because you want the groupies
5. You change men/women like they are an accessory
6. You say you don't know how to love after you have sex, but you said I love you to get in the bed.
7. You have no domestic skills.
8. There are no clearly defined goals and aspirations for yourself.
9. If you have violent tendencies and don't know how to control it.
10. If you don't love yourself for who you are.