October 5, 2010

Sexy Vs. Skanky (Cuddle Season Edition)

Sexy: Showing up with a romantic comedy and hot cocoa

Skanky: Showing up with magnums and a porno

Sexy: Spooning through the night
Skanky: getting excited and poking her back

Sexy: Cuddling with a teddy bear he bought with is voice recorded on in
Skanky: Leaving the dirty sheets on the bed to comfort you when he’s not there

Sexy: Enjoying the moment and time spent with said person
Skanky: Asking if you are in a relationship post-coitus

Sexy: Leaving cute notes for the other person to find unexpectedly
Skanky: Leaving naughty pictures of past sexcapades

Sexy: An elegant meal prepared with nothing but sensual foods you eat with your fingers
Skanky: Eating a meal off of each other

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