Cuddle Buddy Application (Post Number *100*)

Soooo its that time of season where the weather gets chilly, the rain starts falling and all you want to do is be in the bed all day with another warm body. With slight similarities to the BoyFriend Application this has a different end. Cuddle buddy is for the single person and the position unlike boyfriend is temporary. The application process can help you weed out the ones that may end up being clingy, needy or just all around not suited for cuddle buddy material.

GET TO KNOW YOU

1)Full Name __________________

2)Nickname(s)______________________________

3)Age___

4)Height____

5)Race/Ethnicity_______________

6)Birthday___/___/____

7)Astrological sign________


GET TO KNOW YOU PHYSICALLY

1) Height: ________

2) Weight:________

3) Body shape: (  ) Muscular (  ) Slim (  ) Average (  ) Chubby (  ) Teddy Bear Status

4) Arm Length: _______

5) Hand Size: (  ) Small (  ) Medium (  ) Large (  ) Extra Large

6) *Be Honest* Penis Size: ______

7) Do you have dimples? ______

8) Is your smile pretty? ______

    8a) Witness: ___________________ (PRINT) ____________________ (SIGNATURE)

    8b) Witness Contant info: _______________

EMOTIONAL COMMITMENT STATUS (Answer honestly cause i'll know if you're lying)

1) Longest Relationship: ___________

2) Shortest Relationship: ___________

4) Time elapsed since last relationship: _____________

5) Reason for no longer being together: __________________________________________________

6) Have you had a cutty/cuddle buddy before: _________

7) If ended, reason why: _____________________________________________________________

REFERENCES (provide up to 3)

1) Name:____________
    Relation to you: ____________
    How long have you known this person:____________
    Contact Info: phone or email _______________________

2) Name:____________
    Relation to you: ____________
    How long have you known this person:____________
    Contact Info: phone or email _______________________


3) Name:____________
    Relation to you: ____________
    How long have you known this person:____________
    Contact Info: phone or email _______________________

My Eye Candy

OH FUCK IT!!!

I just need to get laid. I am gonna put it out into the universe, because i need some good sexy time JuJu to be sent my way. I need a man that can just lay the pipe in a way that will have me off my horn dog streak I am riding, because i haven't had amazing sex in quite some time. sorry for the TMI entry, but I needs it. *THAT IS ALL*

How to tell if you're ratchet...

You Might Be Ratchet if: you are yelling in public places for no other reason than to make a scene.
You Might Be Ratchet if: you have more baby daddy's than you do kids.
You Might Be Ratchet if: you get bamboo hoop earrings from the beauty supply store
You Might Be Ratchet if: your kids rock L.A. Gear and you wearing the latest Jordans
You Might Be Ratchet if: you go to work, high and/or drunk
You Might Be Ratchet if: you have a twitter page devoted to your boobs and/or butt
You Might Be Ratchet if: all you ever talk about is smoking and fucking
You Might Be Ratchet if: all your friends say they can't fuck with your functions anymore because they are "too much" for them
You Might Be Ratchet if: you try to buy gas with an E.B.T. card
You Might Be Ratchet if: everyone at the county building knows you by name
You Might Be Ratchet if: you watch BET
You Might Be Ratchet if: you walk around Hollywood with no heels on before, during or after your night at the club

Just a few ways to tell but you get the idea...don't let ratchetness happen to you!!!

Sooo what are you sayin?

We are so programmed in this society to look at homosexuality as being taboo. Over the years as i matured, i have developed my own ideals about the LGBT community. I am very pro-lifestyle choices. if you are a chick that like chicks or a dude that wants to be a chick, its not affecting my life for you to live however you so choose. To put out in the universe what my preferences are, I would best identify with a heterosexual female, not to say that if a chick was hot enough and she was DTF i would turn her down. I say i best identify with that category because I don't date women, I won't marry a woman, but i would have sex with her, so I can't say i am a bi-sexual woman. I don't hit on women, and I don't like femme-types, I like my women on the studlier side. I can appreciate a woman's beauty through and through. So if you hate on, change your opinion, or judge me for that, we weren't meant to be in each other's lives. I am too open of a person and accepting of everyone to keep someone that narrow-minded in my life.

Joking...maybe...maybe not...

Sometimes flirting is all in good fun, joking around, laughing, smiling and all around being friendly. This however is not always the best way to show someone you are interested, because when you are trying to be serious you have no way of conveying true depth and genuine interest. The first impressions define the precedent for future encounters. So if all you do is joke with people in your attempt to flirt with them, how is a person grasp your true feelings no matter what you say or how you say it?
As complicated as I am, if you can make me laugh and smile I am like putty, it is that simple. If I am into you, there are no questions about that, so cheesy pick-up lines, over the top jokes, lame compliments are not necessary. They show the some of the worst parts of your personality up front; these being immaturity, insecurity, and lack of educational development. You may not have been taught any better, but there is a better way to approach females where you are not coming off as a complete tool. Although it may not seem like it because of the amount of up tight, self righteous females, but i swear there is a better way. Being polite and courteous will get a good woman. If she can't appreciate the respect you are showing her, why do you want a woman of less quality anyway?
The moral of the story being be aware of the impressions you leave on people and the right person for you will come into your world. Tricks and games are for the naive and foolish.

Break-Up to Make-Up

Drama is a big part of everyday day, no matter how big or small, it tends to get everyone. When it comes to relationships, and drama enters, some people feed off of it and think that it adds passion to a relationship, while others get frustrated by it and try to escape it.
People that feed off of drama tend to make scenes and argue a lot in public. They seem well-adjusted but constantly argue and get jealous of other interacting with their partner. They are never just happy and peaceful in their relationships, which is where break-up to make-up comes into play. They end their relationship at least twice a week just so they can make-up and act as though they are in a fresh relationship, only to have more drama ensue to cause another break-up fight.
Others, like myself, tend to shy away from people that like to cause drama and problems. If you are the jealous type, possessive, needy all mixed with hostile, that is a recipe for a typical break-up to make up person. In the instant that I figure out that you are that type, i end it, because it will never work. I don't like to argue but i will if the situation calls for it, and i refuse for that situation to occur everyday. If we break-up I tend not to make-up.

To Move or Not to Move?

Suga, my older boyfriend that i have dated on and off for about 6 years, finally broke up for good. We ended contact, which wasn't hard, because he's in New York these days, and i am in California. He calls me because "he needed to talk to someone he trusted" and I of course give in. so we talk for a few days and then nothing for a week. He decides its a good idea to fly to California and surprise me with chocolates, because he knows i hate getting flowers, and profess his love and undying devotion to the fact that he knows I am the one for him. Needless to say all I could think of to say was "WHAT!?!" then he proceeds to tell me that he is leaving for New York and wants me to be on the flight with him. Again I say "WHAT!?!". So my dilemma is processing what i should do. Do I stay here where my life and family are and possibly lose friendships that I have built up solidly over the last year and a half? or do I leave on a wild adventure and open a new chapter with a man I care about, but cold break-up with at anytime? so any outside opinions would be helpful in the deciding process. not telling me what to do, just telling me helpful things i may be overlooking in this decision. Please and thank you.

Stop Hatin' on a Brotha...Damn Girl...

I don't usually talk about celeb gossip, mainly because it seems stupid, but when i read an article about the hott Brian J. White getting married to a Latina girl and people sending hate-tweets to him, i nearly died. Are we for real Black women? Are you really hating on a black man for finding happiness? That my fellow sista's is what you are doing when you don't support everyone and their choices down the path of love. Strong Black women are proud of their heritage, proud of their community, and supportive of everyone. Strong Black women are educated (street smart & academic), caring, beautiful. Strong Black women know that love can be found in all shades, sizes and backgrounds. Strong Black women don't hate on other women, they help each other out. A weak woman brings others down, because of her problems and self pity. In my opinion, the main reason Black men date outside their race, is because as much as they may love black women, the quality in a majority of them has gone down hill. They are too busy being egotistical and proud in the wrong ways to be a quality woman to their man so they find it with other races. Men don't always see color they see beauty, they see personality, they see a lady. The number of times I have seen Black women, yelling, acting out, and being hostile in public is probably the reason why they are so bitter they can't find a good man. I'm sick to death of it and the women that act like that and say they deserve a good man are fooling themselves. Take an etiquette class and stop trying to catch a Black man.

Stop Playing...Where's the Rest of it?

I got a bone to pick with guys that have little penises, no pun intended. How do you fix your mouths to say you need a magnum when we both know you can't fill it out. Like how dare you ask me if I got the magnums when clearly you need a baby condom for your tiny dick. Like who are you trying to fool with this gold wrapper, i am the one you except to suck this thing and have it inside me, i can see that it's small.

*Personal Philosophy: If I can't hold the penis and still fit it in my mouth its too small for me to suck and i won't do it* 

Magnums are not magic, they don't instantly make your penis grow, so stop wasting my magnums and my time. Get a condom that fits, Lifestyles and Trojans work just fine. Please make sure if you get the flavored ones that its only for foreplay not intercourse, they weren't designed with penetration in mind.

Approachable?

I don't know if I should be flattered or slightly offended that a married couple would approach me and ask me to be apart of their threesome. I mean on the one hand, i would be totally down and I am flattered that they think I am hot. Then again on the other hand, kind of awkward to come into a relationship and openly be the other woman for both of them, while also taking into account that i could possibly look like I am just DTF (down to fuck). I would think nothing of it if this happened to me only once, but this has happened several different times mainly while I was at school in Hawaii, and a couple times when I was home in California. I've never accepted mainly because its awkward, and I would much rather not be in that whole mix if something were to happen out of the norm.

The Art of a Kiss

How or where rather, do people learn to kiss? This is a question that plagues me. I have made out with some guys recently that just did not know what they were doing. You see it in the movies that girls learn by experimenting with each other and guys learn from practicing on pillow, mirrors, anything that has a surface. When it comes to reality though, is this the way kids now a days learn. When it gets to adulthood does bad kissing just transfer from person to person, and nobody helps others to get better. Sloppy kisses are not cute, dry kisses are gross and bad breath is just a given no-no. There is a certain etiquette i feel is lacking with today's young adults or 20-somethings i should say.
*Sloppy-Joe*
This is the kissing that could possibly cause you to drown fatally in a pool of their saliva.This can also lead to a string of spit connecting the two of you, your nose and chin being covered in saliva, and difficulty breathing anything but their spit. As unattractive as this sounds it feels even worse. Very common in people with big lips who haven't learned control of how much they moisten them and people with small lips trying to overcompensate for their partner's bigger lips.

*Ashes to Ashes*
Dry lips are not fun. all it takes is a little carmex, chap stick, Vaseline, hell even a little olive oil would work in my eyes. Nothing kills the mood quicker than someone with dry lips trying to suck the moisture out of my face through kissing. Common among people who smoke and those who don't drink water. People with big lips have been known to not pay attention to the dryness because of the excessive amounts of chap stick they have to use. Those with smaller lips are more prone to it, because they forget about their lips and don't notice till they are kissing someone with moist and/or full lips.

*Ole' Onion Breath*
You would think people would be more aware of bad breath in general, but I can't tell you how many times I have been in the presence of someone that smokes a lot or drinks a lot and they have no consideration for the foulness that comes from their mouth. Brush your teeth, chew some gum, use a little mouthwash something. This can attack anyone at anytime, so try to keep mints, gum, or them cute little wisp things handy. Common in those who drink coffee, smoke, eat stinky foods (ie onions, garlic, foreign cheeses).

Kisses should be sweet, tender, and passionate, not abrasive and possibly offensive. learn the etiquette, get the technique down pact and use mints even if you just brushed your teeth. A little extra mint never hurt anyone.

Where ya head at?

We've all been there, that person that has decided that they are amazing in bed yet in every aspect of bedroom fun they fall short. (pun intended) when it comes to dick skills i can give a they need to try harder pass but when it comes to giving oral you better know what the hell you're doing. A woman's vagina is not the sphinx, you don't need a combination to get to the g-spot, you don't need the key to knock out the multiple O door.
Without a doubt unless this is the first time you have ever read my blog will you have read one of my stories about good cunnilingus I have received and maybe a few times when it wasn't so great. To say the least I am about to call some folk out who lack in their head skills.

• If you are going down on me and doing some half ass licking I will grab my phone and start texting.
• If you feel the need to bite my vagina like its a piece a steak i'm going to slap you, you want me to bite your dick then knock it off
• Just because you're a boy doesn't mean you can let your nails do whatever. Scratching my pussy is not okay
• My pussy is already wet, I don't need all your extra slobbery mess all down there. The only thing left on your face should be my juices.
• If you don't know what you doing don't act like you bout to "eat it up" when we both know you barely touched a pussy let alone been face to face with one

With all epic entries there comes a story. I was for the first time hooking up with a random while completely intoxicated, and I had previously been deprived of sex in all forms for the last month, so inhibitions!?! what are those? We start making out and it gets hot and heavy clothes are coming off and i go in for the feel up, and in the most awkward, unpleasant, almost rude way I look up at him and ask "where's the rest of it?". At this point ego is probably really bruised, so i try to smooth things over. *Personal Philosophy* I don't suck small penises, so he's not getting head from me. We continue to make out for some time then he moves down my body so i'm like okay lets hope the head game is right at least and maybe i'll consider penetration. he starts going at it and i'm at this point thinking about what shows i want to make sure i catch on TiVo when I get home. I try to reach for my phone, but can't. OH GOD i wish my desk was closer i already bruised his ego now its about to shatter. "Ugh get off me, i'm drunk but damn its supposed to be better" so he gathers his clothes and leaves my room super pissed off and probably embarrassed. I lock my door and go on back to sleep.

If you want to hear about a good experience I had with the head game check out Story Time.

People can we please step our head game up before we get embarrassed like this. I love good sex, and i can be your biggest advocate, but at the same time I will call you out on some whack sex game and not be nice about it. Get it together! *THAT IS ALL*

Love Advice

Been kind of M.I.A. fro the blogging scene, but here i am. I noticed that more and more I am looking at the lack of the type of men I would like to surround myself with so it has encouraged me to adapt to what is around me. I am definitely more inclined these days to look beyond a good fuck and look at a man for his depth, his character and potential relationship standing in my life. Still somewhat picky, but less judgey and way more simple in my pursuit of the man i want by my side on this road to success. I know how to play this "infamous game" and I know it well, my only problem is living by the rules I know that work, when building a successful and long lasting relationship. I can give excellent advice all day, yet when it comes down to it, I can't give my self the same insight. Crazy right I know. I have a particular instance that i'm referencing, but i don't want to jinx anything by talking about it, so cross your finger for me that it goes well.

Fuck a Hater

All you are is a pussy ass bitch...this why people can't have nice things dumbasses like you fuck it up for everyone else. It irritates me how ignorant people can be

New Feature...VLog

Baby…what did I do?

When it comes to dating, I have a "date like a man" mentality. I don't call guys back right away, have them waiting by the phone and even texting me "did I do something wrong". I don't do it to be mean or bitchy, it just kind of happens. I take things very literal if I tell you I'll call you back in 20 minutes I will. If you say you want to come over and we set a time I expect to see you there, and if you don't show up I make other plans; it's as simple as that. Females get so wrapped up in what a guy does and fail to do that they forget to live their life. Give your guy a break, and make him miss you, because absence really makes the heart grow fonder. Give your girl a break and don't be needy as well

As all good stories start

There is a cute guy that I know. He works at my favorite Starbucks that I enjoy going to so that I can write my blog entries. I promised him I would write a blog entry for him about him. I thought about being mean, because we all know that's me sometimes, but I won't do that. Maybe in my growing years I'm getting soft. But anyway, we shall call him Caramel Macchiato because that's my favorite drink and he's light skin. So CM is a young brotha with a job and in school. From what I see of his personality while I'm enjoying my coffee, he is smart, funny and outgoing. He sweet when he wants to be, and for real keeps me cracking up when I'm trying to get work done. CM isn't my flavor because I like my guy to be espresso if you know what I mean, but CM is a hottie. What else is there to say? J this is for you Caramel Macchiato

*PSA: If you didn’t know here you go*

1. I am SINGLE. I like my status. I am selfish and I don't want to compromise my time for anyone. I look at men like my next conquest and a piece of meat. Sorry but that's what it is right now. It has been different in the past, and I'm sure it will be in the future but as of the present no one is going to lock me down anytime soon.
   
2. I have a lot of goals that I want to accomplish by the end of this year.
   
   1. I am looking to start an online magazine called "Hit the Streets"
      
   2. I am working on a novel to be completed by the end of the year titled "Portrait of Perfection"
      
   3. I plan on obtaining my bartending license by the end of the summer.
      
   4. I will lose at least 30-40 lbs by the end of the year
      
3. I am smart, beautiful, ambitious and strong. I have many personal struggles, but I am dealing with them so that I can achieve GREATNESS
   
4. Living in one of the most materialistic cities in America it is difficult to not be possession obsessed but it is true. I don't care about labels and designers. I just want to make my money so I can live comfortably
   
5. I plan to travel to Chicago for SuperCamp this summer as well as Hawaii and NY for fun
   
6. If you ever have any question about what I do with my time, ask yourself this, Why am I concerned with her time and not with my own?
   
7. And last but not least If you have a question for me about anything I write, where I get my opinions/advice from, how I come up with topics, anything dealing with me or my blog PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE to ask me.

Pick-up lines are NEVER okay

• Can I walk your dog with you sometime? (as I'm currently walking my dog)
  
• You look good in them clothes, so I'm trying to see you out of them. ("baby I'm a freak" no sweetie you're thirsty")
  
• Girl you thicka than a snicker, can I call you sometime?
  
• You got a man? (no) Why not? (If I knew I guess I would have one right now huh?)
  
• Aye lil mama, what's good? (sunshine, flowers, lollipops you are going to have to be more specific)
  
• Do you work out? (yes) I'd like to work you out sometime.
  
• Why is your face so gorgeous? (*blank stare* o_0 genetics)
  
• Can I give you a backpack? (Why?) I just wanted to do something nice so you would want to give me your number)
  
• I bet you got a fat pussy…can I touch? (*dead*)
  

These are all pick-up lines I have encountered in my recent years. Ridiculous, I know, but some guys just don't know any better what can I say? Truly successful pick-up lines don't need to be shocking, inappropriate, "fresh", or even noticeable pick-up lines.

• Hello miss, how are you today? You caught my eye and I wanted to approach you to ask you out.
  
• Hi my name is (fill in name), I was intrigued by your beauty, and may I call you sometime?
  
• I couldn't help but to notice you, and I would like to get to know you a little better
  

Yes there are far fewer, but being polite gets you a lot further with a woman of quality than with a breezy from the hood. So be aware of the caliber of female you are approaching and that if your crazy pick-up line works she's not the kind of woman you should date. (MAYBE smash, but not bring home to mom)