Some One Explain to Me...

• When is it okay to stalk/harass my phone because I I haven't seen you in 24 hours
• Why its socially unacceptable to sleep with someone you just met no matter how bad you want to
• How it is possible for a man that is as masculine and strong as he wants to be, yet is the biggest pussy in the crowd.
• Why sex feels so good, but yet we shield it like its a forbidden fruit. We all have access to it, so why should we be ashamed that we do it on the regular.
• Why there are so many books and so called experts on relationships, when there is no magic formula to keep a healthy one stable
• Why people claim to be ready for a serious relationship when all they want is sex. Lying only makes you look desperate.

I was thinking it might just be me so if some agrees or can shed some light on these, I welcome the insight.

My Heart

My heart is one of the most fragile things I have in my possession, so I guard it with my hard cold exterior. Its almost encased in ice at this point and then guys wonder why they have to work extra hard just to get the warmth of my love. I don't give of myself easily let alone that often, but when I do, it is something special well at least to me it is. So for a man to treat me with anything lest than the respect of a queen, it makes it all the more difficult to not laugh in his face when he claims to be real and or a King among men. I try my hardest to not deal cards from the bottom of the deck, but when you have a man that will say that he is the best thing since sliced bread, sweetie I gotta let him know what the real deal is.

My cynical views for today, because the one I trusted fucked it up for the rest of the men in my future....well at least for a while

• He thinks he broke my back=I just wanted him to stop so I faked it
• He thinks having a nice car that never has gas in it is hot=I'd rather catch the metro at least I'm being true to my means of living
• He thinks he has a big dick=he got a truck or something bigger to over compensate
• He doesn't want a woman that can think for herself=She's probably smarter than him and will leave the second she realizes it.
• He says he wants to settle down=hoes don't want to fuck him anymore so he needs that one woman that will
• He thinks cooking is a requirement in a relationship=he's to cheap/broke to cook real meals or take himself out so he want her to do it for him.

just a taste of how i'm feeling these days. My new motto: Cold As Ice, I wouldn't have me any other way. You gotta be hotter than hades and sweeter than sugar to melt me away.

Oh the holidays...

Thanksgiving is the least sexy holiday out of all the holidays. I mean people are either too tired, too stuffed, or traveling to really get any good nookie. Every other major holiday its like a requirement of the night. Valentine's Day is centered on getting some at the end of the night. St. Patricks Day, getting drunk and hooking up and same goes for Cinco De Mayo. Fourth of July watching fireworks and letting that light your romantic rendezvous. I would even stretch so far as to say Labor day is a sexier holiday than thanksgiving. Then you have Halloween which is like a free pass to dress slutty and get laid. Christmas is a romantic sexy and less of the random hook-up variety, but still the goal is to get nookie. Even on New Years, you are searching for someone to kiss at midnight and possibly more. I just think its funny that this one holiday hasn't been turned into something slutty. I love the holiday's for real reasons like reconnecting with family, sharing good meals and even presents, however the nookie aspect never escapes me. Its like on thanksgiving you get a break. At any rate I hope everyone enjoys their holiday season.

Happy Thanksgiving!

No steamy stories, no cynical thoughts about men and women. I just hope everyone enjoys their thanksgiving with friends and family. Take Care and much love *MUAH*

I am not my skin...

I am sick to death of people trying to classify, justify and judge me based on the complexion of my skin. All you need to know is that I a mixed in race, but I am still woman, I am still from California, and I am still an American. What does it matter what ethnicity I associate with the most. I'm mixed which means I grab from all of my cultures. If I don't act ghetto i am not black enough, and i am considered bougie. If I don't seem Island enough, I'm not really mixed I just got "good hair". If I don't speak Portuguese or French, my family couldn't possibly be from New Orleans. You asked me what I was mixed with to get my color, my hair and my features, so why are you trying to define who I am by the heritage and cultures of my family. I didn't grow up in those areas or cultures so why would I represent them like I did. You call me fake for saying what i am mixed with, but call me a sale out for not staying true to them. Instead of worrying about how I carry myself worry about what you show the world and who you are.

Loving my curves

Loving your body at any size is an essential part of having an amazing sex life. I won't preach on and on about size beauty, because if you are anywhere near a computer or TV you hear enough of it. To have full uninhibited pleasure you have to let go of all inhibitions to begin with. Not to say you should push your moral envelope just be less concerned with how you look. Let's face it they are having sex with you because they like you for you and if it is not the case you shouldn't be jumping in the sack with them.
For the longest time I wasn't happy with my curves almost ashamed of them. (Then again what big girl hasn't gone through a phase of insecurity.) One day as I got out of the shower, not being more than 16 or 17 years old, I just stood in front of the mirror afraid to see beyond my towel. I closed my eyes tight and dropped it, and still without a peek I picked up the towel and turn my back on my body while I wrapped myself in its soft embrace. I had to have done this process over a dozen times over the next hour and a half. With my skin drying out from the shower water, my body needed lotion something fierce. After I applied the lotion, I stood up without a second thought and looked in the mirror before I could chicken out and grab my towel. For those of you who know me, you know i'm on the chunkier side of thick. I have an hour glass shape with a little extra around the middle. I stood in front of the mirror looking at every curve, shape and piece of fat that jiggled when I moved too quickly. Like most women I saw things I wanted to change, but I saw my body in a whole new light. I embraced myself and began to fall in love with my shape. My ample bust line, my voluptuous backside and thick juicy thighs. I wasn't the picture of perfection that most girls my age strive for, but I still loved what I saw. coming to terms with the fact that I would never be a size 2 like the women in magazines helped me realize the potential and sensuality in myself. I've had my share of flirtatious advances, but I have also had the scummy guys that will say anything to get anything even when they don't mean it. It takes a balance and a good sense of who is true, but in the end I had to love me for me or change it so that I could be happy and sane. With all that being said I know my guy loves my curves as much as I do and that's all I care about, me being happy and him loving me.

Sexy VS. Skanky

Sexy: blowing kisses to your beau across the dinner table.
Skanky: deep throating a bread stick at the dinner table

Sexy: lying about where you are at to surprise him with a sexy encounter.
Skanky: lying because you are with boyfriend #2

Sexy: Lacy matching bra and panty sets
Skanky: matching the carpet to the drapes and its not a natural color

Sexy: Slow dancing on a moonlit balcony
Skanky: Humping on that same public balcony

Sexy: Sending tasteful pics telling your partner your ready and for tonight
Skanky: sending raunchy pics to their work email saying I want you right now on your desk.

Sexy: packing their lunch and leaving a steamy note of a great shared memory
Skanky: packing their lunch with a note saying you will meet them in their office for dessert

Taking it Old School...

I'm taking it back to the myspace days where filling out surveys and posting it to your profile, bulletin friends wall whatever it is. I found a sex survey so it might get a little wild or maybe even "Too Much Information" about me. At any rate if you are feeling the nostalgia, copy and paste the survey and fill in your answers in the comment section.

Are you a virgin? naw haven't been for a while

Do you remember your first time? yup I was 15

If you could change your first, would you? definitely I would have waited till at least 17 or 18

Favorite Position? doggiestyle

Foreplay or Roleplay? tough one...foreplay

Rough or sensual? Idk...can I get a mix? lol

Have you ever had a one night stand? yeah

Do you prefer to make love or f*ck? depends on if i'm in love, but most likely fuck

Do you like kissing during sex? yes

Would you consider yourself loud or quiet? not quiet but not super loud either

Do you moan? yeah

Do you like to talk dirty? oh no...lol

Do you like to have your hair pulled? yeah a little not to much tho

Do you like to be spanked? oh yeah

How many sexual partners have you had in the last month? 2

Could you live without sex? not a chance

Do you like oral sex? love it :)

How many times have you had sex in one day? the most...6

Have you ever had a 3-some? haha see previous entry on it :)

Have you ever been caught in the act? no, almost but never actually caught

What's your biggest turn on? spontaneity

Have you ever had sex with someone else in the room? no...Awkward...lol

Are you still gonna have sex when you're 70? I doubt it

Have you ever used toys during sex? yeah I got my treasure chest

Have you ever tied someone up during sex? yup and it was awesome

Have you ever been tied up during sex? see previous answer

Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life? yes

Can you remember who gave you the worst? ugh...yes

Do you get down and dirty? ummm have we been listening to my answers...lol

Ever been with someone you regret? yup

(Girls) Are you a scratcher? if i have my acrylics yeah

(Girls) Do you like to be on top? sometimes

When is the best time of day to have sex? whenever i'm horny

When was the last time you had sex? after my sisters wedding
Where was the last place you had sex? in the back seat of his rental car

Do you remember who it was with? yeah...lmao

Was it with a person you love? naw...he's cool tho

How long did it last? long enough ;)

Did they enjoy it? yeah he was happy

Did you enjoy it? of course

Do you regret having sex with this person? naw not at all

Longest you've gone without sex? one semester so about 4 months

Do you like sex? *in my "clueless" voice* Like duh

This is how the neighbors know our names...

That Trey Songz hit song "the neighbors know my name" sparks so many interesting questions in my mind and thanks to the people at Cosmo I have what some would call insight and what I would call a reference point. Do guys prefer women to moan, scream, talk dirty or be as quiet as a mouse? While reading the latest edition of Cosmo, because it always makes me laugh, I look for one section in particular, it's the one where women get their info on what guys are getting told about them. It makes me wonder sometimes if in men's magazines they get told what we get told about them, but that's a post for another day. In this particular entry, it details that of the hundreds of men polled, percentage wise "should you bring noise in the bed?"

• an overwhelming 63% prefer MOANS
• 18% wanted HEAVY BREATHING
• 13% liked DIRTY TALK
• 5% cared for SUPER-LOUD SCREAMS
• 1% lonely as ever wanted to hear PRIMAL GRUNTS

so these are the statistics and not so surprisingly, there were no entries for being quiet. Who knew? I guess it doesn't matter what other guys want as long as my guy gets what he likes, but as always its just something on my mind.

How To Love A Black Woman...

Black women are the rarest of creatures, they can make you crazy, happy, angry calm all wrapped into one. So when people say black women are too much work, its probably because they don't want to put in the effort to deal with the strong will. Now before the guys that read my blog get their undies in a bunch let me explain to you a little something, Black women are strong willed, strong headed and goal oriented. They tend to be well rounded, multi-faceted in many skills and very nurturing. The image of black women has been tainted by the ratchet, hot ghetto messes that are put on pedestals instead of the Michelle Obama's , Lena Horne's, and Gwendolyn Brooks of the times. If you don't know who any of these women are, you've just proved my point. Now to continue, how to love a black woman is simple and complicated all in one. I hope you wouldn't expect anything less.

• We like to feel wanted and needed but don't want you to be clingy.
• We are willing to go to work, have the kids and keep the household, with the intention that you will help even when we say we don't want it.
• Don't mistake the gold diggers for the ones who want financial security. (I can do it on my own, but a family that I want requires two stable and healthy incomes)
• I will ask my girlfriends for advice on how to deal with you as you will ask your boys, so when I come back with some outlandish theory, all you have to do is settle my concerns by proving you are on the up and up. ( if you're not doing dirt then why are you so defensive?)
• No woman black or otherwise wants a weak man. She might get one, but she doesn't want one.
• Black women are pre-disposed to have a cold exterior. (warm her heart and she's your forever)
• Through history, black women have been looked at as a conquest and not a treasure, so when you find gold don't act like its foil.

I feel like this is a broad enough overview of how to successfully love a black woman, but keep in mind it varies case to case, because women aren't the same just like men aren't. But with a general idea it makes things a little bit more manageable ;-)

My temptation...

I feel limited in my future sexual conquests when I think of my new guy. I like him so much and I choose to take the time to get to know him without the distraction of other competitors, however the ceiling seemingly made of glass that is placed on how much sexual frustration my body can take leads me to feel like I can't wait for him to be in the same wave length as me, but on a divergent path I must wait to take. He stimulates my mind, but my body doesn't care to wait so do I pursue him with only a lustful eye in others or do I release the frustration and then focus on him? When it comes to the building of our future, are the risks of accepting temptation worth the potential loss of a pure love. I want for only him emotionally and mentally but can I still have him if I let someone else handle me physically while he is not here? With all this being said, is it even a question if I am not exclusively with him? So with all this being said, pleasure's greatest accomplishments are with an untainted love, so should I not be able to wait for it to occur with someone more deserving than the closest temptation.

He moves me....

I am  consumed by every ounce of his being. The love I have for him is soul shaking, body quaking, mind quivering, can't eat, can't sleep, all I think about is him passionate.
HE MOVES ME!

I love the sound of his voice as it graces my ear. The way he drops his voice a little to sound more manly when he answer the phone makes my spine tingle.

HE MOVES ME!

I love the way his skin feels against mine. From his hands to his toes the smooth caress of his body when he holds me, makes me melt.

HE MOVES ME!

I love his educated mind. He stimulates my thought more than the average, making me wonder about civilizations past and journeys of the future.

HE MOVES ME!

I have his mind, his body his soul, because I have given him all that he can desire. He moves me, because I move him.

Flavor of the Week

So I finally caught flavor of the week on a Monday, its about time. so with that being said the flavor of the week is

Making Videos

nothing nasty you pervs, but i'm really feeling like doing more vlogs is going to be fun.

Truth or Dare

I am giving everyone the opportunity to challenge me.

Ask me a question, and I will give you the God's honest truth.
Dare me to take a risk, and I will take a picture of the completed task and I will post a slide show of it.

If you would like to, send me an email @ dymonddiva2010@yahoo.com
or
post a comment on this entry

Flavor of the Week

Dammit I forgot again to do the Flavor on Monday. ugh anyway this week's flavor is

Curly Hair

I am back to the Curly hair. It makes me feel more sexual, and flirty. It gives me an air of confidence to be wild that I don't have when I rock the straight hair. Maybe I will find a new person to play with this weekend, with all the party festivities going on. Anyway, I am going to Whip My Hair like Willow Smith and be onto the next one.

Flavor of The Week

So I swear one of these days I will get the flavor out on a monday and not on a tuesday or wednesday when the week is practically over and down hill. One day; but any how, this week's flavor is

Finding A Worthy Cuddle Buddy

I will put the application out there to some worthy applicants and get some prize choices. I'm not one for being a big cuddler, but maybe I can get some good coitus out of it as well. This rainy season is especially lonely for me, because of al lthe wedding stuff recently, I want a special someone to hug up on, not for life just for the next few months whiles its cold. Just a thought, but if you don't have it, maybe you should look into it.

It's Over: I Said It First!

As my friends and I enter into the phase in our life where we are looking for "grown up relationships", as we like to call it jokingly, we notice that it is harder to leave someone that is bad for us. Once you've been with someone for so long you forget what its like to be single, so when the relationship is not be working, people tend to be scared about the inevitable "break-up". This in turn reverts to a childish game of "i ended it first, so I win" like ending a bad relationship is a contest. This game reeks of insecurity on either part, because when you end a relationship weather being the dumper or dumpee it sucks, so instead of trying to end it first or forcing the hand of your counterpart it is a cop-out of dealing with real emotions and real relationship problems. This is past the day and age of puppy love and we'll be together forever, we are in reality, do I work for you and do you work for me?

F.I.D.S.

This is something I came up with, for the ladies I worked with at camp. it was a long month away from relationships and things we just really enjoy but couldn't really get to while at work.

F- food
I- ice cream
D- dick
S- sleep

Now I know what you are probably thinking, what on earth made you think of this. well let me explain each one and you will get the point.
F- food
Good food was in short supply. We were stuck with a fine cafeteria, but it was still cafeteria food. Hit and miss on most days. Coming from a city where you can get good food just about anywhere, it was hard to deal with for such a long time of the same old thing remixed and made worse.

I- ice cream
Not a constant need on its own, but when you got kids running around all the time and they eat all the ice cream when you finally have a taste for it, this can be pretty frustrating. So a good scoop of ice cream on a hot Chicago day would have been nice to have.

D- dick
Pretty self explanatory. No Purple as we would tell the kids for over a month. No nookie for a long time makes Dymond Diva not a happy camper. (No Pun Intended for my co-workers)
S- sleep
Sleep was in very short supply we wanted to be with each other all the time, but had so many duties that we ate up the little sleep time we had bonding with each other. So sleep was a big necessity that needed to happen.

Now anytime I need a little something extra like one of my letters in F.I.D.S. I let it be known, so I can put good juju in the air to make it come into fruition.

What your underwear says about you? (chick version)

• Thong/G-string- It mostly means that you don’t wish to have your panty line seen, but these underwear aren’t really doing anything but being butt floss. No I am not a hater because my cakeums don’t fit in a thong or G-string, I got ass for days and guys love it. At any rate they are meant to be sexy and draw in the appeal of possibly not wearing any underwear.

• Boy shorts- These give even the flattest of butts some shape and appeal. They give the support and comfort of granny panties with the appeal of a thong. They are sexy and functional in my opinion.

• Granny panties- You are probably very insecure and lack the confidence to pull off something like a thong or even boy shorts. None the less you still need to wear under garments so you pick these in safe neutral colors. Its okay my granny gets them from the same place and swears by them. Or you are an elderly lady in which case this is perfectly acceptable.

• Boxers- All I can say about this is either you are the masculine one in the relationship with a woman or you and your guy have a lot of arguments on whose boxers are whose.

• Commando- It is very unladylike. Under no circumstances should you leave your house with no panties on. I don’t care how tight your dress, pants, skirt, shorts whatever, it shouldn’t happen just to be free of panty lines or for easy access. The only circumstance this is allowed to happen is when you are having sexy time with your mate in the house, as in a sexy costume or lingerie.

Late Night Read...

With my breasts supple, my hips curved, my pussy wet, and my thighs squeezed, he picks my body up and throws me to the bed in an excited furry. Spreading my legs open to expose my freshly shaved pussy glistening from my juices. He glides his hand all over feeling every inch of me inside and out. He brings his hand to his mouth to taste my juices and with every drop his anticipation to drink up my sweet nectar grows stronger. Plunging in tongue first I feel his monstrous tongue get deeper inside while slurping up every drop. The pure ecstasy I feel from him stroking my clitoris with his tongue can only be explained through the number of times I climax. He leaves my body exhausted and divinely satisfied.
I slowly move towards the shower and as I am lathering up in my steam filled room, I can feel a gentle touch run down my back and soft kisses caress my neck. I turn around to embark on a journey of discovering each others body with our mouths, hands and souls being completely intertwined in this moment. With his rock hard throbbing member he slowly penetrates my pussy lips. I feel every inch of his thrust inside my walls. He grabs my voluptuous backside and pushes deeper than I've ever felt before. Picking me up and leaning against the wall he thrusts in a steady motion that has our breaths in sync. I bite his lip and he bites mine as we slow down and move to the counter. Watching his stroke in the mirror and how he penetrates me I cum letting my juices flow down his cock. He bends me over the sink and he hits deep inside my pussy while spanking my wet naked rear end. When he releases his load, we both just lay bent over the counter, and with his dick still inside me I squeeze my kegal muscles to grab his shaft. To hear him moan in pleasure is the sweetest sound to my ears.
As I lay in bed with the purest form of elation on my face and in my heart, I am with him fully. Our heart beating as one, our breaths shared and our souls collided to birth a union of passion and pleasure.

Flavor of the Week

I really gotta start making sure i do this on Monday's, but at any rate, this weeks flavor is

Finding New Girl-Friends

and this is not to say that my current girl friends are being dropped or anything like that, I just feel like I have gotten to comfortable and need to mix things up. I am sure as quickly as i have come to this flavor of the week, it will dissipate mostly because bitches get on my nerves when they are around for too long. However until it does dissipate I will make a valiant effort to accomplish this goal.

Wedding fever…

No I’m not experiencing this crazy phenomenon however it has been brought to light because my sister recently tied the knot. On October 10^th 2010 my sister along with 30 something thousand other couples got married. As much as I am infatuated with the ideology of “LOVE”, I don’t understand the need for us as humans to settle down and be with only one person especially in the age of everyone cheating, being on the “Down Low”, and just all around not being faithful to themselves or the one they are with. I feel like there are to many high risk men and women for the sanctity of marriage to be as pure as it was in more old fashioned times. As a whole, society has entirely too many options and is more openly sexually to be completely committed to one person. I know we have all heard this from me a million times before, but people marriage isn’t for everyone, but I do feel like in many cases it can still be positive without the negative aspects. So with my opinion being more and more solidified, I wish them the best of luck, happiness, and longevity possible. I love them dearly and welcome him and his family into our family with open arms and positive vibes their way.

Top Ten Reasons You Need To Be By Yourself

In no particular order of importance:

1. You get mad about what people post as their status update, tweet, away message or blog post. Stop adding extras onto everything, it will be a lot less stressful.
2. You look at dating as an excuse to get a free meal from a guy ~ or ~ You expect to get pussy because you paid for dinner.
3. If you can't afford a $30 meal for 2 at chilli's
4. Your goal in life is to be in the entertainment industry because you want the groupies
5. You change men/women like they are an accessory
6. You say you don't know how to love after you have sex, but you said I love you to get in the bed.
7. You have no domestic skills.
8. There are no clearly defined goals and aspirations for yourself.
9. If you have violent tendencies and don't know how to control it.
10. If you don't love yourself for who you are.

Pick One or The Other

1) Never find your bliss ~ or ~ never find your true love

2) Be trapped in an unhappy marriage ~ or ~ lose everything in divorce

3) Live life completely unattached to any emotion ~ or ~ unattached to any logic

4) Never achieve pure happiness ~ or ~ always have feelings of doubt

5) Have the ability to help others fall in love ~ or ~ never fall in love yourself

6) Be an amazing lover ~ or ~ be an amazing companion

7) Live in the past ~ or ~ live in the future

Answer the questions in the comment section below!

For The Love of Money

What is the motivation behind a guy saying “I don’t make enough money to be your man”? I didn’t know this was a job and had salary requirements. Then again with the materialism that is in Los Angeles, you do need to prove your net worth to date even the most ratchet of female. So where does the line get crossed when you are dating someone for the stability of them being able to support your spending habits and dating that person for the love of their personality and character. Every man isn’t going to have bill gates money or even pro athlete/rapper money, but a man that is working hard for his paper that has goals of saving up is worth more than a stank look and brush off. He can’t keep you in Louis Vutton and Gucci, but then again, you can’t afford it yourself anyway so why would you expect him to shower you with those gifts. If you can love him when he has nothing, when he gets paid he’s more likely to stay with you because you are his foundation, his constant, when the world is against him. I guess there is just a difference between getting it unexpectedly and scavenging for it. One is for a bonus in addition to love and the other is about loving money.

Sexy Vs. Skanky (Cuddle Season Edition)

Sexy: Showing up with a romantic comedy and hot cocoa

Skanky: Showing up with magnums and a porno

Sexy: Spooning through the night
Skanky: getting excited and poking her back

Sexy: Cuddling with a teddy bear he bought with is voice recorded on in
Skanky: Leaving the dirty sheets on the bed to comfort you when he’s not there

Sexy: Enjoying the moment and time spent with said person
Skanky: Asking if you are in a relationship post-coitus

Sexy: Leaving cute notes for the other person to find unexpectedly
Skanky: Leaving naughty pictures of past sexcapades

Sexy: An elegant meal prepared with nothing but sensual foods you eat with your fingers
Skanky: Eating a meal off of each other

My Rules for Cuddle Season

1. Cupcaking on the phone is tolerated but only when my girls are not around.
2. You can spend the night, but when I wake up i shouldn't see your face or smell your breath until after i have had my morning coffee.
3. Cell phones will be turned off once we enter the room to lay in each others arms. Nothing is more important than you for however long we cuddle.
4. If we have sex because we are so wrapped up in passion and it is whack do not re-apply next year.
5. I will cook you the most amazing meal full of sensual foods, sweet and savory. It takes a lot of time and planning so don't expect gourmet every night, i'm not Martha Stewart.
6. Sex is a benefit not a requirement for this season.
7. If I come to see you, that place better be spic and span, because my place is always clean.
8. Presents are good for girls who need you to buy them things to keep them around. spending money out the ass is useless in trying to impress me. Besides we are not dating just cuddling.
9. Dating is not allowed unless it was established before cuddle season. I got a dude for that ;-)
10. Bring a movie or something, becasue I'm not about to just stare at your face or the wall the whole night.

*For Entertainment Purposes Only*
**except for numbers 1, 3-7, 10 i'm for serious**

What Are We?

Are we friends? Are we lovers? Are we dating? Are we fuck buddies? I usually don't get caught up with labels, but if i can't justify seeing you and answering your texts or calls, i just can't seem to wrap my head around why I care about responding, and this in turn makes me less likely to respond. If we're homies that occasionally sleep together, that's cool I will hit you up and we can kick it, but every time I see you we aren't going to have sex. (It's just not going to happen) If we are fuck buddies, then that's what we do, no questions asked. I see your name pop up on my phone or you see mine, we know what's about to go down. There are so many names for what you can call a relationship between two people, however one person calling it a relationship and the other calling it a late-night lover is just plain bad for business.

*Personal Note*

 I always hate this conversation because I am always on the receiving end of it. What are we? I'm pretty sure I am the chick so why would you ask me about an emotionally attached commitment label.

If you have to ask, its probably not what you think it is. This not always being the case, so there is definitely the exception to the rule. All I can say is if you are straight to the point from jump, there is no need for the infamous question, What are we? Know your role and play your position!

Flavor Of The Week

So i feel like this is something I am going to keep up with. This week's flavor is

Light Skinned and/or Latin guys

Let me explain. You all know I LOVE chocolate guys, but as the title says the flavor of the week is what I am feeling right now. Not to say that I don't like chocolate guys, i just got a thing for the light skinned and Latino ones this week. We all know how I feel about relationships and commitment, so all I am looking for is just a crazy passionate we can't help but rip off each others clothes and ravish each other nights of non-committal sex. I don't want any emotion attached, hell i don't even need to know his real name. I just need to let go of all stress, emotion, and passion in one intense night so as to get a clean slate to build on. But I digress, I am sure I will find it soon, but until then, reading and writing will have to suffice.

All New Entries Coming Soon...

I realized that writing makes me happy, no matter how long or short, getting my thoughts and feelings out makes me happy so to take a hiatus from that is just silly. So expect lots of new fresh ideas and great lists, and funny stories to come. I love you all and Take Care.

The One The Only

Dymond Diva

Taking a little break

I need to take some me time, because I keep lying to me and those I care about. I'm not okay, i'm not happy, and before it gets out of control i need to get it in check. so I will post when I am ready to, and i am back right with being the fun loveable me. I hope you all stay well and i hope to be back soon. Till then much love from yours truly

The One The Only

Dymond Diva

Get it Poppin...

So i'm just browsing the Internet and reading my many books trying to come up with something to write about, and I came across an article talking about throwing a sex party. Not a swingers party, but a sex party. This thing literally blew my mind, but then I got to thinking how I would throw one and what would be there. so I made a shopping list and activities that I would have for the party. ENJOY!!

Shopping List

• cocktail ingredients for slippery nipple, red headed slut, sex on the beach, and screaming orgasm
• atomically accurate male and female cakes
• whipped cream
• honey
• chocolate sauce
• massage oil
• LUBE
• condoms
• individually wrapped snacks
• sex toys (as prizes)
• masks (for the shy ones)
• clay
• twister mat
• paper
• pens or pencils
• boxes

Activities

• Write "pick-up lines" and put them in a hat or something. The guests must pick one and use it on someone that night.
• Play naked twister.
• Use clay to get people to mold their own breasts and dicks.
• "Dick in a Box" in the smallest box put a strap-on, dildo, vibrator or something of that nature. everyone goes around opening the boxes one at a time and the last one is the winner.
• Play Charades. make up your own cards, but use only things involving sexy items. (ie. sex positions, food items, places to have sex)
• "Never Have I Ever" play with shots, play by if you have done it take off a piece of clothing. Basically make your own rules.

Maybe one day i'll get this popping, but i would probably make it on a big scale, charge people, and make sure everyone is tested before allowing them to enter. well a girl can dream :-)

Graceful Exit???

It's awkward to wake up next to someone you met last night, but how do you leave gracefully from something so ungraceful.

-I mean what if one party involved catches feelings, and wants to pursue it? oh this was fun, but i'm cool. That is liable to get someone slapped male or female.
-What if you had beer goggles on, and they are butt crack ugly? Oh God, how much did I drink last night? That is not only rude and hurtful, but very much slap worthy.
But none the less whatever the situation may be, it's difficult to just be like I gotta dip, with out coming off as a rude, insensitive jerk. But here's a few things that have worked for me, where I didn't come off as a horrible person.
-I had an amazing time with you, but i gotta run. Class in a little while. before they realize its Sunday you are out the door and in a cab home.
-I have an early meeting so I can't stay the night. Easy and simple, nobody questions it and you are good to go.
-I had fun, maybe in another life we could have been more, but if its fate, we will meet again. Mother earthy, and before they figure out that you are blowing them off, you're dressed and gone.
At any rate, use something that works for you, and not something outlandish, because it brings up to many questions, and puts you in a situation where you can get slapped or stalked as per my previous entry about one-night stands.

Flavor of the Week

This is going to be a new feature on my blog. This can be something i'm really into, that could be passing, but maybe you share the interest and can enlighten me a little. I will pick anything under the sun weather it be, a topic, idea, activity, person, whatever. This weeks flavor is

Photography

I am fairly into photography as of recent, and I am loving the pictures I take and the pictures i come across. I would love to shoot models. Not the model type, but average people, from being happy together sitting on a bench to the most intimate of their sensuality together. The only problem is finding a couple brave enough to "model" for me. But anyway that is this weeks flavor come up with your own, develop new interests and passions along the way.

And Guys Call Us Complicated...

I keep seeing all these tweets saying how complicated/confusing women are, and without a doubt I agree. However, men aren't as simple as they claim to be. They want:

• A woman that's independent but still seemingly needing him to be the "provider".
• A woman with the skills of a slutty pornstar, but the purity of a virgin.
• A woman to be a home maker and career-minded.
• A woman to basically be superwoman with the kids, work, and home, all the while still have enough energy to fuck their brains out.

Woman may want an all in one man, but at least we are up front about it, and don't hide behind the stereotypes. If you want a down ass chick that's a superwoman, be straight up, and if you want that, but aren't ready to handle that, don't be surprised when she leaves your ass for her superman ;-)

I was kicking it with your boyfriend....

That doesn't mean that I was sleeping with him, it means I was chilling, probably watching movies,playing video games or something of that nature. Honestly if I am kicking it with a man, he has been my friend longer than he has been your man, so instead of trying to get rid of me, you need to be getting brownie points you dumb broad. I'm so sick of fake bitches coming at me like they are my best friend or like i'm the competition or something WE ARE JUST FRIENDS. The only "friend" that i've had that I slept with we weren't friends we dated and he passed away so i don't see that happening again anytime soon so back the fuck off. If you think males and females can't be platonic friends, you are just plain ignorant. you are putting to many expectations on that friendship if you enter into it with hopes of it becoming more. You are supposed to enter it with the hopes of becoming close friends that are there for each other.

When females act all crazy because their boyfriend has female friends it makes me wonder. Don't you have male friends? so why are you tripping unless you are doing dirt with those male friends? so instead of thinking its something wrong with the man and the relationships he has, look at yourself and what you doing.

That is all i have to say on the subject. Get it together folks.

How To Fail Smooth 101...

Him: What up?
Me: not much...chillin...trying to figure out what i'm gonna do tonight
Him: I know what u can do...you can have me over and share a beautiful night of makin' out and cuddlin' its perfect weather for that :)
Me: ummm...
Him: I thought is was a no brainer myself
Me: definitely not a no brainer...
Me: i take that back it is a no brainer...not gonna happen
Him: What would you call it then so I can proper assess the dilemma if there is such a thing
Him: I see...well what can we do to make it happen...because we don't really know if its special if we don't make an effort...I'm sure both representatives didn't make enough of an impression to say something so...harshly skepticle
Me: we are not going to do anything to make it happen...because it won't...as i told you before i'm not interested in you like that...and if you can't deal with that we don't need to talk anymore...
Him: Well since you are determine in your stance about being "not interested" then there is no reason for me to burden you with my natural attraction towards you...I wish you all the best my dear...sincerely

Embarrassment to the highest degree. Please gentlemen don't be a grown man single and trying to spit game like this at young girls. This isn't even game its just lame. Ladies if you are stupid enough to play into it, I have no sympathy for you.
Fellas step your game up
Ladies get your stacks up

I AM WOMAN...

I am complicated in logic
I am simple in emotion
I am Beautiful in heart
I am Sexy in skin
I am Powerful in soul

Booty Call Status

Just in case a cuddle isn't what you are looking for, and just straight up booty action is all you want to keep you warm this cuddle season; Here is a booty call application to filter through those who may or may not be worthy of your booty.


Name_____________________

Contact number for follow interview(____)_______

Occupation________________________________

Height_____ Weight______

Gender(M/F)___

Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other_________

How often (check appropriate answer)

Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__

How long can u last (check appropriate answer)

1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite__

Do u like giving oral sex(Y/N)__

Which do u prefer (check appropriate box)

One on one__ Doubles__ Group__

While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers)

Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__ ?

List three positions u like:

1._____________________

2._____________________

3._____________________

What is ur preferred pace (check appropriate answer)

Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous__

When is the best time to reach u (check appropriate answer)

Morning__ Afternoon__ Nite__

How late can u stay out (check appropriate answer)

11-12am__ 1-2am__ all nite__

Any talent or skills(Y/N) if so, list



Applicant? signature________________________________ Date__________________

Cuddle Buddy Application (Post Number *100*)

Soooo its that time of season where the weather gets chilly, the rain starts falling and all you want to do is be in the bed all day with another warm body. With slight similarities to the BoyFriend Application this has a different end. Cuddle buddy is for the single person and the position unlike boyfriend is temporary. The application process can help you weed out the ones that may end up being clingy, needy or just all around not suited for cuddle buddy material.

GET TO KNOW YOU

1)Full Name __________________

2)Nickname(s)______________________________

3)Age___

4)Height____

5)Race/Ethnicity_______________

6)Birthday___/___/____

7)Astrological sign________


GET TO KNOW YOU PHYSICALLY

1) Height: ________

2) Weight:________

3) Body shape: (  ) Muscular (  ) Slim (  ) Average (  ) Chubby (  ) Teddy Bear Status

4) Arm Length: _______

5) Hand Size: (  ) Small (  ) Medium (  ) Large (  ) Extra Large

6) *Be Honest* Penis Size: ______

7) Do you have dimples? ______

8) Is your smile pretty? ______

    8a) Witness: ___________________ (PRINT) ____________________ (SIGNATURE)

    8b) Witness Contant info: _______________

EMOTIONAL COMMITMENT STATUS (Answer honestly cause i'll know if you're lying)

1) Longest Relationship: ___________

2) Shortest Relationship: ___________

4) Time elapsed since last relationship: _____________

5) Reason for no longer being together: __________________________________________________

6) Have you had a cutty/cuddle buddy before: _________

7) If ended, reason why: _____________________________________________________________

REFERENCES (provide up to 3)

1) Name:____________
    Relation to you: ____________
    How long have you known this person:____________
    Contact Info: phone or email _______________________

2) Name:____________
    Relation to you: ____________
    How long have you known this person:____________
    Contact Info: phone or email _______________________


3) Name:____________
    Relation to you: ____________
    How long have you known this person:____________
    Contact Info: phone or email _______________________

My Eye Candy

OH FUCK IT!!!

I just need to get laid. I am gonna put it out into the universe, because i need some good sexy time JuJu to be sent my way. I need a man that can just lay the pipe in a way that will have me off my horn dog streak I am riding, because i haven't had amazing sex in quite some time. sorry for the TMI entry, but I needs it. *THAT IS ALL*

How to tell if you're ratchet...

You Might Be Ratchet if: you are yelling in public places for no other reason than to make a scene.
You Might Be Ratchet if: you have more baby daddy's than you do kids.
You Might Be Ratchet if: you get bamboo hoop earrings from the beauty supply store
You Might Be Ratchet if: your kids rock L.A. Gear and you wearing the latest Jordans
You Might Be Ratchet if: you go to work, high and/or drunk
You Might Be Ratchet if: you have a twitter page devoted to your boobs and/or butt
You Might Be Ratchet if: all you ever talk about is smoking and fucking
You Might Be Ratchet if: all your friends say they can't fuck with your functions anymore because they are "too much" for them
You Might Be Ratchet if: you try to buy gas with an E.B.T. card
You Might Be Ratchet if: everyone at the county building knows you by name
You Might Be Ratchet if: you watch BET
You Might Be Ratchet if: you walk around Hollywood with no heels on before, during or after your night at the club

Just a few ways to tell but you get the idea...don't let ratchetness happen to you!!!

Sooo what are you sayin?

We are so programmed in this society to look at homosexuality as being taboo. Over the years as i matured, i have developed my own ideals about the LGBT community. I am very pro-lifestyle choices. if you are a chick that like chicks or a dude that wants to be a chick, its not affecting my life for you to live however you so choose. To put out in the universe what my preferences are, I would best identify with a heterosexual female, not to say that if a chick was hot enough and she was DTF i would turn her down. I say i best identify with that category because I don't date women, I won't marry a woman, but i would have sex with her, so I can't say i am a bi-sexual woman. I don't hit on women, and I don't like femme-types, I like my women on the studlier side. I can appreciate a woman's beauty through and through. So if you hate on, change your opinion, or judge me for that, we weren't meant to be in each other's lives. I am too open of a person and accepting of everyone to keep someone that narrow-minded in my life.

Joking...maybe...maybe not...

Sometimes flirting is all in good fun, joking around, laughing, smiling and all around being friendly. This however is not always the best way to show someone you are interested, because when you are trying to be serious you have no way of conveying true depth and genuine interest. The first impressions define the precedent for future encounters. So if all you do is joke with people in your attempt to flirt with them, how is a person grasp your true feelings no matter what you say or how you say it?
As complicated as I am, if you can make me laugh and smile I am like putty, it is that simple. If I am into you, there are no questions about that, so cheesy pick-up lines, over the top jokes, lame compliments are not necessary. They show the some of the worst parts of your personality up front; these being immaturity, insecurity, and lack of educational development. You may not have been taught any better, but there is a better way to approach females where you are not coming off as a complete tool. Although it may not seem like it because of the amount of up tight, self righteous females, but i swear there is a better way. Being polite and courteous will get a good woman. If she can't appreciate the respect you are showing her, why do you want a woman of less quality anyway?
The moral of the story being be aware of the impressions you leave on people and the right person for you will come into your world. Tricks and games are for the naive and foolish.

Break-Up to Make-Up

Drama is a big part of everyday day, no matter how big or small, it tends to get everyone. When it comes to relationships, and drama enters, some people feed off of it and think that it adds passion to a relationship, while others get frustrated by it and try to escape it.
People that feed off of drama tend to make scenes and argue a lot in public. They seem well-adjusted but constantly argue and get jealous of other interacting with their partner. They are never just happy and peaceful in their relationships, which is where break-up to make-up comes into play. They end their relationship at least twice a week just so they can make-up and act as though they are in a fresh relationship, only to have more drama ensue to cause another break-up fight.
Others, like myself, tend to shy away from people that like to cause drama and problems. If you are the jealous type, possessive, needy all mixed with hostile, that is a recipe for a typical break-up to make up person. In the instant that I figure out that you are that type, i end it, because it will never work. I don't like to argue but i will if the situation calls for it, and i refuse for that situation to occur everyday. If we break-up I tend not to make-up.

To Move or Not to Move?

Suga, my older boyfriend that i have dated on and off for about 6 years, finally broke up for good. We ended contact, which wasn't hard, because he's in New York these days, and i am in California. He calls me because "he needed to talk to someone he trusted" and I of course give in. so we talk for a few days and then nothing for a week. He decides its a good idea to fly to California and surprise me with chocolates, because he knows i hate getting flowers, and profess his love and undying devotion to the fact that he knows I am the one for him. Needless to say all I could think of to say was "WHAT!?!" then he proceeds to tell me that he is leaving for New York and wants me to be on the flight with him. Again I say "WHAT!?!". So my dilemma is processing what i should do. Do I stay here where my life and family are and possibly lose friendships that I have built up solidly over the last year and a half? or do I leave on a wild adventure and open a new chapter with a man I care about, but cold break-up with at anytime? so any outside opinions would be helpful in the deciding process. not telling me what to do, just telling me helpful things i may be overlooking in this decision. Please and thank you.

Stop Hatin' on a Brotha...Damn Girl...

I don't usually talk about celeb gossip, mainly because it seems stupid, but when i read an article about the hott Brian J. White getting married to a Latina girl and people sending hate-tweets to him, i nearly died. Are we for real Black women? Are you really hating on a black man for finding happiness? That my fellow sista's is what you are doing when you don't support everyone and their choices down the path of love. Strong Black women are proud of their heritage, proud of their community, and supportive of everyone. Strong Black women are educated (street smart & academic), caring, beautiful. Strong Black women know that love can be found in all shades, sizes and backgrounds. Strong Black women don't hate on other women, they help each other out. A weak woman brings others down, because of her problems and self pity. In my opinion, the main reason Black men date outside their race, is because as much as they may love black women, the quality in a majority of them has gone down hill. They are too busy being egotistical and proud in the wrong ways to be a quality woman to their man so they find it with other races. Men don't always see color they see beauty, they see personality, they see a lady. The number of times I have seen Black women, yelling, acting out, and being hostile in public is probably the reason why they are so bitter they can't find a good man. I'm sick to death of it and the women that act like that and say they deserve a good man are fooling themselves. Take an etiquette class and stop trying to catch a Black man.

Stop Playing...Where's the Rest of it?

I got a bone to pick with guys that have little penises, no pun intended. How do you fix your mouths to say you need a magnum when we both know you can't fill it out. Like how dare you ask me if I got the magnums when clearly you need a baby condom for your tiny dick. Like who are you trying to fool with this gold wrapper, i am the one you except to suck this thing and have it inside me, i can see that it's small.

*Personal Philosophy: If I can't hold the penis and still fit it in my mouth its too small for me to suck and i won't do it* 

Magnums are not magic, they don't instantly make your penis grow, so stop wasting my magnums and my time. Get a condom that fits, Lifestyles and Trojans work just fine. Please make sure if you get the flavored ones that its only for foreplay not intercourse, they weren't designed with penetration in mind.

Approachable?

I don't know if I should be flattered or slightly offended that a married couple would approach me and ask me to be apart of their threesome. I mean on the one hand, i would be totally down and I am flattered that they think I am hot. Then again on the other hand, kind of awkward to come into a relationship and openly be the other woman for both of them, while also taking into account that i could possibly look like I am just DTF (down to fuck). I would think nothing of it if this happened to me only once, but this has happened several different times mainly while I was at school in Hawaii, and a couple times when I was home in California. I've never accepted mainly because its awkward, and I would much rather not be in that whole mix if something were to happen out of the norm.

The Art of a Kiss

How or where rather, do people learn to kiss? This is a question that plagues me. I have made out with some guys recently that just did not know what they were doing. You see it in the movies that girls learn by experimenting with each other and guys learn from practicing on pillow, mirrors, anything that has a surface. When it comes to reality though, is this the way kids now a days learn. When it gets to adulthood does bad kissing just transfer from person to person, and nobody helps others to get better. Sloppy kisses are not cute, dry kisses are gross and bad breath is just a given no-no. There is a certain etiquette i feel is lacking with today's young adults or 20-somethings i should say.
*Sloppy-Joe*
This is the kissing that could possibly cause you to drown fatally in a pool of their saliva.This can also lead to a string of spit connecting the two of you, your nose and chin being covered in saliva, and difficulty breathing anything but their spit. As unattractive as this sounds it feels even worse. Very common in people with big lips who haven't learned control of how much they moisten them and people with small lips trying to overcompensate for their partner's bigger lips.

*Ashes to Ashes*
Dry lips are not fun. all it takes is a little carmex, chap stick, Vaseline, hell even a little olive oil would work in my eyes. Nothing kills the mood quicker than someone with dry lips trying to suck the moisture out of my face through kissing. Common among people who smoke and those who don't drink water. People with big lips have been known to not pay attention to the dryness because of the excessive amounts of chap stick they have to use. Those with smaller lips are more prone to it, because they forget about their lips and don't notice till they are kissing someone with moist and/or full lips.

*Ole' Onion Breath*
You would think people would be more aware of bad breath in general, but I can't tell you how many times I have been in the presence of someone that smokes a lot or drinks a lot and they have no consideration for the foulness that comes from their mouth. Brush your teeth, chew some gum, use a little mouthwash something. This can attack anyone at anytime, so try to keep mints, gum, or them cute little wisp things handy. Common in those who drink coffee, smoke, eat stinky foods (ie onions, garlic, foreign cheeses).

Kisses should be sweet, tender, and passionate, not abrasive and possibly offensive. learn the etiquette, get the technique down pact and use mints even if you just brushed your teeth. A little extra mint never hurt anyone.

Where ya head at?

We've all been there, that person that has decided that they are amazing in bed yet in every aspect of bedroom fun they fall short. (pun intended) when it comes to dick skills i can give a they need to try harder pass but when it comes to giving oral you better know what the hell you're doing. A woman's vagina is not the sphinx, you don't need a combination to get to the g-spot, you don't need the key to knock out the multiple O door.
Without a doubt unless this is the first time you have ever read my blog will you have read one of my stories about good cunnilingus I have received and maybe a few times when it wasn't so great. To say the least I am about to call some folk out who lack in their head skills.

• If you are going down on me and doing some half ass licking I will grab my phone and start texting.
• If you feel the need to bite my vagina like its a piece a steak i'm going to slap you, you want me to bite your dick then knock it off
• Just because you're a boy doesn't mean you can let your nails do whatever. Scratching my pussy is not okay
• My pussy is already wet, I don't need all your extra slobbery mess all down there. The only thing left on your face should be my juices.
• If you don't know what you doing don't act like you bout to "eat it up" when we both know you barely touched a pussy let alone been face to face with one

With all epic entries there comes a story. I was for the first time hooking up with a random while completely intoxicated, and I had previously been deprived of sex in all forms for the last month, so inhibitions!?! what are those? We start making out and it gets hot and heavy clothes are coming off and i go in for the feel up, and in the most awkward, unpleasant, almost rude way I look up at him and ask "where's the rest of it?". At this point ego is probably really bruised, so i try to smooth things over. *Personal Philosophy* I don't suck small penises, so he's not getting head from me. We continue to make out for some time then he moves down my body so i'm like okay lets hope the head game is right at least and maybe i'll consider penetration. he starts going at it and i'm at this point thinking about what shows i want to make sure i catch on TiVo when I get home. I try to reach for my phone, but can't. OH GOD i wish my desk was closer i already bruised his ego now its about to shatter. "Ugh get off me, i'm drunk but damn its supposed to be better" so he gathers his clothes and leaves my room super pissed off and probably embarrassed. I lock my door and go on back to sleep.

If you want to hear about a good experience I had with the head game check out Story Time.

People can we please step our head game up before we get embarrassed like this. I love good sex, and i can be your biggest advocate, but at the same time I will call you out on some whack sex game and not be nice about it. Get it together! *THAT IS ALL*

Love Advice

Been kind of M.I.A. fro the blogging scene, but here i am. I noticed that more and more I am looking at the lack of the type of men I would like to surround myself with so it has encouraged me to adapt to what is around me. I am definitely more inclined these days to look beyond a good fuck and look at a man for his depth, his character and potential relationship standing in my life. Still somewhat picky, but less judgey and way more simple in my pursuit of the man i want by my side on this road to success. I know how to play this "infamous game" and I know it well, my only problem is living by the rules I know that work, when building a successful and long lasting relationship. I can give excellent advice all day, yet when it comes down to it, I can't give my self the same insight. Crazy right I know. I have a particular instance that i'm referencing, but i don't want to jinx anything by talking about it, so cross your finger for me that it goes well.

Fuck a Hater

All you are is a pussy ass bitch...this why people can't have nice things dumbasses like you fuck it up for everyone else. It irritates me how ignorant people can be

New Feature...VLog

Baby…what did I do?

When it comes to dating, I have a "date like a man" mentality. I don't call guys back right away, have them waiting by the phone and even texting me "did I do something wrong". I don't do it to be mean or bitchy, it just kind of happens. I take things very literal if I tell you I'll call you back in 20 minutes I will. If you say you want to come over and we set a time I expect to see you there, and if you don't show up I make other plans; it's as simple as that. Females get so wrapped up in what a guy does and fail to do that they forget to live their life. Give your guy a break, and make him miss you, because absence really makes the heart grow fonder. Give your girl a break and don't be needy as well

As all good stories start

There is a cute guy that I know. He works at my favorite Starbucks that I enjoy going to so that I can write my blog entries. I promised him I would write a blog entry for him about him. I thought about being mean, because we all know that's me sometimes, but I won't do that. Maybe in my growing years I'm getting soft. But anyway, we shall call him Caramel Macchiato because that's my favorite drink and he's light skin. So CM is a young brotha with a job and in school. From what I see of his personality while I'm enjoying my coffee, he is smart, funny and outgoing. He sweet when he wants to be, and for real keeps me cracking up when I'm trying to get work done. CM isn't my flavor because I like my guy to be espresso if you know what I mean, but CM is a hottie. What else is there to say? J this is for you Caramel Macchiato

*PSA: If you didn’t know here you go*

1. I am SINGLE. I like my status. I am selfish and I don't want to compromise my time for anyone. I look at men like my next conquest and a piece of meat. Sorry but that's what it is right now. It has been different in the past, and I'm sure it will be in the future but as of the present no one is going to lock me down anytime soon.
   
2. I have a lot of goals that I want to accomplish by the end of this year.
   
   1. I am looking to start an online magazine called "Hit the Streets"
      
   2. I am working on a novel to be completed by the end of the year titled "Portrait of Perfection"
      
   3. I plan on obtaining my bartending license by the end of the summer.
      
   4. I will lose at least 30-40 lbs by the end of the year
      
3. I am smart, beautiful, ambitious and strong. I have many personal struggles, but I am dealing with them so that I can achieve GREATNESS
   
4. Living in one of the most materialistic cities in America it is difficult to not be possession obsessed but it is true. I don't care about labels and designers. I just want to make my money so I can live comfortably
   
5. I plan to travel to Chicago for SuperCamp this summer as well as Hawaii and NY for fun
   
6. If you ever have any question about what I do with my time, ask yourself this, Why am I concerned with her time and not with my own?
   
7. And last but not least If you have a question for me about anything I write, where I get my opinions/advice from, how I come up with topics, anything dealing with me or my blog PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE to ask me.

Pick-up lines are NEVER okay

• Can I walk your dog with you sometime? (as I'm currently walking my dog)
  
• You look good in them clothes, so I'm trying to see you out of them. ("baby I'm a freak" no sweetie you're thirsty")
  
• Girl you thicka than a snicker, can I call you sometime?
  
• You got a man? (no) Why not? (If I knew I guess I would have one right now huh?)
  
• Aye lil mama, what's good? (sunshine, flowers, lollipops you are going to have to be more specific)
  
• Do you work out? (yes) I'd like to work you out sometime.
  
• Why is your face so gorgeous? (*blank stare* o_0 genetics)
  
• Can I give you a backpack? (Why?) I just wanted to do something nice so you would want to give me your number)
  
• I bet you got a fat pussy…can I touch? (*dead*)
  

These are all pick-up lines I have encountered in my recent years. Ridiculous, I know, but some guys just don't know any better what can I say? Truly successful pick-up lines don't need to be shocking, inappropriate, "fresh", or even noticeable pick-up lines.

• Hello miss, how are you today? You caught my eye and I wanted to approach you to ask you out.
  
• Hi my name is (fill in name), I was intrigued by your beauty, and may I call you sometime?
  
• I couldn't help but to notice you, and I would like to get to know you a little better
  

Yes there are far fewer, but being polite gets you a lot further with a woman of quality than with a breezy from the hood. So be aware of the caliber of female you are approaching and that if your crazy pick-up line works she's not the kind of woman you should date. (MAYBE smash, but not bring home to mom)

Messages that get NO REPLY

• Wat$ g00d b00?
  
• Where u @? Who u with? And when can I see you?
  
• When you gone come see me?
  
• Can u send me s0me pixs?
  
• What you dewin?
  
• When Imma see you?
  
• Do you smoke?
  
• Do you like me?
  
• Aye, what's up?
  
• Wat it d0?
  
• Wats the bizness?

Is it Ever Okay?

IS IT EVER OKAY to call someone after 4 months and ask them if they still have ill-feelings towards you?

IS IT EVER OKAY to not let love happen because you're scared?

IS IT EVER OKAY for your friends to try and replace your significant other?

IS IT EVER OKAY to let the pursuit of love rule your world?

IS IT EVER OKAY to stop living your life because someone is no longer in it?

IS IT EVER OKAY for social networking sites to replace your real life adventures?

IS IT EVER OKAY to have children out of wedlock?

IS IT EVER OKAY to leave the one you're with in search of a happier truth?

IS IT EVER OKAY for you to let happiness leave your heart, without it being taken away?

She’s Crazy, He’s a Liar

The average relationship today comes down to the bare foundation of the girl being crazy and the guy just being a liar. Now before you go jumping down my throat saying you don't agree with me hear me out.

The girl/woman usually has ideals about what she wants out of a relationship. Now mind you the females crazy can come in different shapes and forms; the jealous crazy, the bitter girlfriends telling her stuff crazy, the mentally unstable crazy, and the she's been hurt before crazy. Depending on the woman it can also vary with how well she hides her crazy. She can show it on the first encounter or she can hide it until after the wedding. This is what makes women so complicated, you never know what you are going to get.

• The Jealous Crazy- she is jealous of anything from other females in your life to video games of even your job.
  
• The Bitter Girlfriends Telling Her Stuff Crazy- She listens to her girlfriends who haven't been able to keep a relationship about relationships. She needs to find her own mind or you are destined to be seeking the approval of up to 5 women not just the one you're dating
  
• The Mentally Unstable Crazy- This usually comes from trauma in her life (i.e. rape, abuse, addiction) or just plain genetics
  
• The She's Been Hurt by Men before Crazy- She has had her heart broken so she tends to take it out on every man that follows. This is probably the most common of crazies.
  

The boy/man has his own ideals about relationships and what he wants. Unlike women, male lies come in different shapes and forms but are very easy to spot; the overcompensated macho liar, the intentional liar, the lie of omission. Depending on how a man is raised determines what kind of liar he is.

• The Overcompensated Macho liar – He lies about his masculinity to fit in with other guys. He's a tough guy to show off, but really is just a big softy
  
• The intentional Liar- He lies about any and everything he can to get ahead with the ladies. This guy is also known as "the player", "the pimp", or "the man". He gets lots of girls, but lies to all of them to make sure he keeps them.
  
• The Liar of Omission- He lies to you by telling you almost the whole truth. He conveniently leaves out important details. Yeah he's riding in that Mercedes he bought, it just happens to be bought with drug money. He tells you the story that sounds innocent, but really it's because the truth is so horrific or disappointing you would probably stop talking to him.
  

You can totally disagree with my reasoning, that's cool, but think about every reason you have ever broken up with a guy or girl. Is it because they were crazy and/or a liar?

Reasons Why a Single Woman is Bitter

In no particular order, I feel like these are the top reasons why single women are bitter in life.

• She has been cheated on by every man she has ever dated.
  
• She hangs out with other bitter single women
  
• She can't find a date and it turns into a vicious cycle of frustration and scaring off potential mates
  
• She has low self-esteem and constantly blames others
  
• All of her friends are getting married and she keeps being a bridesmaid
  
• Regrets from past relationships
  
• Doesn't know how to deal with heart ache and/or break ups
  
• She has an unrealistic ideal of what relationships should be and the men she picks constantly fall short
  

Am I Even Ready?

This post is going to show my vulnerability a little bit, so be easy on the feedback.

I am a 22 year old young vibrant woman. By society's standards, I should be making moves towards finding a job/career and looking for a serious partner so as to spend the rest of my life with. If you know me personally you know I have been engaged twice, never married but engaged to who I thought could be the love of my life. It's difficult to admit, but I keep looking at men being the problem why I haven't settled down with one or even slowed my flirtatious behavior. I have yet to look at myself as the problem. I never even fathomed that maybe I wasn't ready for a grown up relationship, because I try to be focused and put together for myself not really opening my eyes to the possibility of another person to share my life with. I get so focused on not being called a girl that it takes away from me maturing as a woman. I know how to be a grown up independent woman, but do I know how to be a grown up woman in a committed relationship? The short answer would be no. I can logically process the needs of how to love a man, and how to let him love me, but to put in motion and carry through with my own emotion is a little bit more difficult for me to grasp. I know it is something I want in the future, because I have made strives to make it happen, but I think until I am ready I will just keep playing the field and dating who I like.

Tender Kisses

People always seem to underestimate the intimacy of a kiss. After many years of marriage a couple may not realize the spark once felt from a tender kiss. It's the little things that can come with them that turn into some of the most beautiful moments shared with partners.

She is in the kitchen cleaning up after an exquisite meal prepared by her husband. He walks up behind her to surprise her with kisses. The gentle touch of his soft lips moving down her neck making her body shake and shiver with anticipation of where he will go next. In each subtle movement she grows anxious to feel his hands caress every inch of her body. Knowing how ticklish she is, he knows just where to move his hands to make her spine tingle and make her bite her lips so she doesn't let out screams and moans. She wants him; she wants him more now than ever imagined. They move towards the bedroom, and he places her in front of him. He admires her backside and she enjoys the way he holds her body; the comfort of his strong hands settles her restless heartbeat. The way he presses his lips against her skin to move it down her back, his lips so warm and silky smooth to the touch. He inhales the sweet scent of her vanilla body wash and jasmine shampoo delighted by how soft and supple the arch of her back is, and the bounce of her curls. The arch becomes more defined and extremely tender to the touch with every glide of his hands caressing the shape of her hips. Unable to any longer control his temptations, he grabs her and throws her to the bed, ripping off her lace underwear like it was a sheet of paper; he begins to ravish her body. The moans are delicate but the screams of ecstasy exact and unmistakable. Their passion is sweet and their love lasting, but this night of pleasure forever burned in their minds.

Sexy vs. Skanky Music Edition

Sexy: Trey Songz- Neighbors Know My Name

Skanky: Plies- You

Sexy: Elizabeth Withers- Be With You

Skanky: Lil Kim- Magic Stick

Sexy: Aaliyah- More than a woman

Skanky: Gucci Mane ft. Lil Kim & Ludacris- Freaky Girl Remix

Sexy: Jazmine Sullivan -Lions, Tiger, & Bears

Skanky: Trina- I Gotta

Sexy: Marvin Gaye

Skanky: Lil Wayne

Sexy: Lena Horne

Skanky: Khia

 

Basically what I'm trying to say is that today's music has lost its sexy and is full on skanky. Where is the real R&B, the real baby making music, the real sexy? It is lost on sex appeal and album sales. It's about fucking and not love making. Where is music headed?

Sometimes a smile is just a smile…

I don't know if it's the disease known as "THIRST" but it seems as though people can't be pleasant and friendly without it coming across as more. A smile and hello does not and never will equate to "please fuck me". It doesn't happen, and usually, not always, but usually the people that think so suffer from THIRST. It plagues the nation as a growing epidemic, infecting social networking sites, instant messengers, and cell phones. The growing rate of people having unhappy dispositions I feel has an effect on this. So many people being angry cause the ones that are still happy to be forced to interact and come across as flirty instead of friendly. Misreading a signal is acceptable, but communication can prevent unwanted advances and awkward moments.

To Be or Not To Be: Pierced

Okay so I've been thinking a lot about this, and I'm not sure if I want to do it or not. So I need some feedback, I want to get the upper hood of my clitoris pierced. It's Crazy right? But for some reason, it just seems wild and exciting and if I can't get down with it, I can always take it out. I know there is a bunch of risk involved with it but that's why I need some input. The young and stupid says go for it, but the young and logical says WTF are you thinking? So if you have any input I am more than willing to listen.

What does your underwear say about you?

In case you weren't sure these are my opinions, and my "General Attorney" warning is that my opinions and views may differ from yours and I don't discount that what I say may be interpreted falsely, but its my fucking opinion. If you don't like what I have to say you are more than welcome to not read anything I post. Now where was I? Aahhh yes, the different types and what they mean, oh did I not mention this is about mens underwear, and how some women might view them.

1. Briefs aka tighty whiteys: the bottom of the guy code food chain. Men that will wear these obviously have a stick up their butts, because they don't know how to let loose and have some fun. Let your balls breathe a little. This type of underwear really only works on boys age 13 and under. Pretty much as soon as you hit puberty you should be moving up.
   
2. Boxers: These are probably the most common underwear I have ever come across. They give you a lot of range of motion, not really holding anything in place, but definitely act as a barrier between they ass and their pants.
   
3. Boxer Briefs: These are probably my personal favorite to see on a man. They have the snugness of briefs, but the length and comfort of boxers. A nice little combination that is appealing and from what I hear quite comfortable.
   
4. Commando: The least common and pretty damn nasty in my opinion. I'm not about to expect you to mess with my pussy as its gaining warmth and friction from not having panties on, so don't think you are going to get your sweaty balls licked because you decided not to wear any underwear. It unhygienic and why would you want to walk around just straight free? It's not even naked, because that I can understand, its fully clothed just without underwear. Maybe I'm missing something?

What’s the difference?

A question was posed to me last night; is there a difference in being promiscuous and being a ho? By dictionary definition, they are the same thing, a person lacking in morals who has a lot of sex. When you break down the words and how they are used in society, being a ho has a way more negative connotation associated with it than being promiscuous. Being a ho is having lots of sex for a purpose, money, bragging rights, or material possessions etc. Being promiscuous is for the purpose of having sex for the sake of liking sex. Both with the lack of moral fiber and respect for self thus the reason they engage in so many sexual acts with multiple partners. Is there a difference yes and no, I guess it really just depends on the way you want to look at it.

Can you have one without the other?

One of my favorite movies/TV shows is "Sex and the City" and I don't know about you all but I am beyond geeked to see the second movie coming out very soon. But I want to talk about Samantha, one of the leading ladies. She is the most promiscuous of the group, and when she falls in love that completes her, but when she is no longer having sex her love is no longer fulfilling. Which begs the question: can you have fulfilling sex without love or a fulfilling love without sex? When you look at shows and movies that center around people and their sexual encounters, it seems to me that the way society is programmed people don't seem to be happy with one, and if they go their whole life without sex or without love they will be horribly bitter in their older age. Single life gets portrayed as people forcibly being sad, alone and/or unfulfilled. I don't know about everyone else, but some of my most fulfilling and happy memories are from single life. Don't get me wrong I had quite a few filling memories committed to someone that I could not and would not replace for anything. I like the relationship life but I LOVE the single life, which is why most of the time I want to be single, but sometimes I wish I had my cupcake moments. I guess if you believe in fairy tales, prince charming and happily ever after, the world is your oyster, because more of the population has this feeling and relationships with love are meant for you. If you believe in unattached realism, welcome to single life with the possibility of a partner.

The Myth, The Legend, The Stereotype

You ever notice how people make assumptions because of physical attributes on how people perform in bed? I think it’s hilarious some of the different ones I hear about. I have collected ones that I can think of and ones that I talked to my friends about:

· Skinny guys all have big dicks
· Big girls give the best head
· Black guys don’t eat the pussy
· Guys with tongue rings are gay or eat a lot of pussy
· Guys that know how to dance know how to fuck
· Asian guys have small dicks
· White girls give good head
· Latin girls have hot pussy
· Hot people aren’t good at sex because they never had to be
· Asian girls are always tight
· Girls with tongue rings give head
· White and Latin girls are easy
· Big guys have small dicks
· Asian girls are all loud
· Jamaican girls fuck better
· The older a man gets the better he is in bed
· Black girls are boring in bed
· Preacher kids are the biggest freaks
· White girls love anal
· Big-Breasted women like having their breast sucked
· Red heads are sluts
· Pigtails are love handles
· The quiet ones are the freakiest

Feet, Foot, Gross…

I am noticing a growing fetish for men and women that involve feet play. Men liking to suck toes and having their dick rubbed on by feet. I am utterly disgusted by this, not with the people who enjoy the fetish, but the thought of someone rubbing and sucking on my toes is gross. I can barely stand getting a pedicure because they have to rub on my feet, but sexual acts revolving around feet, NO THANK YOU. When I hear about it, it makes me wonder what it is about a foot that is so appealing sexually. I try to put myself in their shoes, no pun intended, to see why high arches and perfectly pedicured toes gets a guy dick so hard he just wants you to rub it with your feet.

I don’t knock anyone for having fetishes, because I have my own “fetishes”, but mine don’t get that extreme, well in my opinion. A little hair pulling, a little choking, a little biting and the adrenaline is pumping and flowing making the orgasm so intense it makes you push your pain threshold a little further, but that’s just me. Besides all this, I bring it up because I was fooling around with a new guy and ya’ll know me, I’m not stranger to a little adventure, but when he told me he couldn’t get off without a girl rubbing their feet on his dick I almost threw up. Please ask a girl if she’s cool with something before you get in the bedroom because you will both walk away mad as hell.

Baby Mania...

What is with all this Baby Mania? I am sick of everyone either having babies, about to have babies or trying to get someone to have a baby. Maybe more people should  stop producing babies and start saving money. Invest in some effing condoms because its a lot cheaper than raising a kid you can't afford anyway.

Rules for the Single Woman to Live By

1. Don’t judge a man by his car. He could be riding on ~E~ or it could be his mommas. You are in no position to look down on a man for the car he drives your car is no better, and he gets from point A to point B.
2. Approach a guy you are interested in, the worst he could say is that he’s not interested. Rejection is hard for guys as well, be sympathetic not a bitch. 
3. It doesn’t matter when you have sex with a guy if he doesn’t respect you before his mind won’t change after.
4. If you are tired of the same ole same ole, reinvent yourself develop new interests
5. Stay away from big controversial topics like religion, politics, and matrimony on a first date
6. If you can’t support yourself you need to work on you before you can be with someone else. (i.e. If you can’t afford to take yourself out to dinner don’t expect someone else to)
7. If you don’t love you, how can you expect anyone else to love you, or for that matter date you?
8. Learn to listen to your date. Don't hog the conversation talking about you, because he will think you are uninterested in him, and quite selfish. Ask questions. If you aren't interested then why did you accept the date in the first place?
9. Most of all, always, and I do mean always, bring some make-up remover if you should happen to spend the night, so you don’t look like a raccoon in the morning.

I don’t want to talk about it anymore…

I don’t want to talk about the lack of men, the bad sex and horrifying encounters that I go through anymore. Mainly because I don’t want ya’ll to think all I have is bad sex. I guarantee there are some times that have been out of this world amazing, that I have failed to talk about. Stories fill in the gaps of my blog and advice/opinion deals with the rest. So if you read my blog please feel free to suggest something you may want my opinion on if you feel like I would have an interesting take on things.

It's All About Location...

Some of my girlfriends were talking about they can never find decent "dateable" men. So i posed the question, Where do you go to meet them? almost all of them say I don't really go out and when I do its to a bar or club. With a blank stare on my face, I say no wonder you don't find anyone dateable, most of those men are not there to find love they are there to find booty. In general, I don't go out much to bars and clubs, but I often frequent coffee shops and bookstores, as well as art galleries and other fun spots that I happen to meet young and old eligible men worthy of courtship and serious commitment. Now mind you the young women I keep close to me as dear friends are educated, independent, and career-goal oriented definitely worthy of companionship, yet still single. It honestly baffles me. My conclusion drawn from this is that its the pool that they are pulling from not the ones they are pulling. I keep telling them to find a different pool. This can come from a variety of places.

1) Step outside your race- Me being a black female, a lot of my friends are black. Not all, but a lot of them are. The community they grew up in projects the image of only dating inside your race and not really venturing out, because of stereotypes and ignorance in the world. And the biggest societal influence is parents tell their sons and daughters "Don't bring home a white (girl/guy)" Just to let you all know its 2010 I think we are a little beyond race being an issue in finding a mate that makes you happy. (Well at least we should be)

2) Go different places-This could be as simple as go to a different Starbucks or Jamba Juice to mix up your routine or as extravagant as traveling to different states and countries. Living in Hawaii, I was exposed to different races and cultures which in turn exposed me to a lot of different penis. (sorry if you felt that was crude, but its the truth) Go the extra mile to meet someone new even if you don't ever date them, you have experienced a new pool that you can dip into. As far as travel, you could meet the love of your life in an airport and never know it because you were to into your own world to be bothered.

3) Befriend new people- I'm not saying date everyone that ever hits on you, but ask them are they open to the idea of friendship. Good people often surround themselves with other good people. If nothing romantic comes from you two dating, they may know someone that will be the one true love you are looking for.

Tell Me...

Tell Me: you love me because you love me not because you want sex
Tell Me: what you want me to know, not what you think I want to hear
Tell Me: you will be there because you will be
Tell Me: life gets better, and that I can be happy if i truly want to be.
Tell Me: something good, not something false
Tell Me: i'm beautiful not that i'm sexy
Tell Me: something i can believe in so i'll be happy
But don't you dare Tell Me: something that will break my heart

Bad Sex...Why me?

There is no end to the possibilities one can come across when you enter into the bedroom. There are good encounters, bad encounters, and ugly/regretful encounters. Personally i've been encountering a lot of bad and ugly, so you know of course I got to write about it. You know me, I have to put guys in categories and label them, so we have:
Humpy hump guys- go at it like a jack rabbit, thinking just because its deep it feels good, or the absolute worst acting like the pussy is running away so the have to pound it out.
Big dick, no stroke- that's pretty self explainitory. They have a big dick, but for some reason don't know how to use this God given gift.
Little dick- Trying to do what a big dick does, without the hardware to back up the software. (ie. trying to go deep from the back *points at serious face* what are you doing!?!)
Selfish ass- bust a nut and you're finished. I get this was about you getting that nut off, but damn can i get a little something I did shave for this!?!
I have officially given up on sex for the time being, because I can't take one more bad experience. I need that good good, because the sexual frustration is killing me. Other than that, i'm back on the prowl and back to the blog.

Emotionally invested

I am so emotionally invested in everything that I write, that when i'm feeling down and depressed or when I'm feeling my writing either sucks or is uninspiried. I hope to get out this funk soon becasue I love writing tooooooo much to let this constant rollercoaster of emotion fuck up the way I write. *just a little PSA*

Caress My Body...

The tender touch of a woman is nothing compared to the strong embrace of a man. The way he moves his hands across my body makes me want him. The way he hugs my curves makes my body quiver in anticipation. The way he holds me close makes me feel safe. The way he can go from sweet gentle kisses to ripping the lace boyshorts I have on, off my body makes me wetter than a waterfall and very ready for him to be one with me.

10 Commandments of Dating a Chick Like Me

1. Thou shall not act pussy whipped when you haven't actually got the pussy from me. (that shit is annoying as fucc)
2. Thou shall NEVER EVER expect me to be the mushy, pda-showing, hopeless-romantic you see in movies. (This might be the movie of my life, but this ain't the movies)
3. Thou shall have goals outside of the music industry, sports arena, and entertainment field.
4. Thou shall not try to have phonesex with me. (i don't do that unless its foreplay, if its not then its stupid. i can be by my damn self to maturbate I don't need you breathing in my ear.)
5. Thou shall not talk about long term with me. (most likely you won't be around long enough)
6. Thou shall NEVER EVER IN A MILLION YEARS wake me up out my sleep with dumb questions like how's your day? and its only 6:30. ( Nigga its not i'm still sleep)
7. Thou shall not floss bling on a bitch like you the shit. that doesn't impress me because you probably ran out of money trying to buy it
8. Thou shall always treat me with respect. (Because the less respect I get the less likely I am to be nice when you fall for me)
9. Thou shall not treat Oral sex like a right when its a privillage. (act up and you won't be getting anywhere near either sets of lips
10. Thou shall not try to wife me if you're not cuffable. (what kind of fucked up logic is that. We don't cuff the undateable get your life together.)

Fun List

A fun list is kind of like a bucket list but for sex. People you would sex up and places you would like to have it happen. I started to make mine and I encourage you to make one for yourself. I'll even share mine some are already crossed off, but so worth the repeat. I'll let you wonder which ones are done and not :-)

PEOPLE

-Paramedic
-Firefighter
-Police
-TSA worker
-Guy fully tatted
-Guy w/ tongue pierced
-Guy 15 yrs my senior
-Guy younger than me
-a virgin
-somebody famous
-a shy guy
-Middle Eastern guy
-Filipino guy
-White guy
-Straight thugged out nigga
-Jewish guy
-Married man
-Marine
-Navy
-Army
-Air Force

PLACES

-a pool

-at a neighbors house
-a library
 -bookstore
-in a adult video/bookstore
-the beach
-every room in my house
-on a ride @ an amusement park
-hood of a car
-on a plane
 -in a hummer
-backseat of a moving convertable
-classroom
-on top of a bar (afterhours)
-on a football field (@1st and goal)
-in a computer lab
-On a military base
-in a tattoo shop

Public Places...hmmmm?

So I got the shock of a lifetime when I walked into the bathroom at the Borders bookstore a week ago. This couple was going at it on the sink counter, and I was beyond upset, because I had to pee really bad. They were totally not embarrassed and asked me if I really needed the bathroom right now. I said no, because they look like the type that might enjoy somebody being in there and I was not about to be apart of someone else bathroom fantasy. When I told my bestie he fell out laughing, and when you think about it after the fact, it was pretty funny. So when I went to the bookstore recently, I was looking at the "sexuality/erotica" books and came across a funny book called "101 places to have sex before you die". Thinking of my recent encounter, I picked it up and flipped through it. They had some of the wildest things in that book, possibly illegal, but oh so wild. So I guess my train of thought has been focused on getting down in a public place. Don't get me wrong, been there done that, but now its the next step in kicking it up a notch, so I can truly be "The Master" as my besties used to call me when I was in Hawaii.

My favorite and wildest, in my opinion, sexcapde was at the airport. I was dropping off my then boyfriend at the airport. I remember it like it was yesterday, along with every time it rains. We parked at the top of the structure for Terminal 3. The rain coming down, not to hard, but enough to get you wet. I say my goodbye now, so he won't see me crying later. We get his stuff out the car and I just have to kiss him one more time, but when we let go he just stares into my eyes and drops his bags as if to say I can't leave just yet. I dropped my umbrella and it flew away, but I didn't care because my man was here and I wouldn't see him for 6 months when he left. He grabbed me into his deep embrace, kissing my neck all down to chest. At this point I had a feeling it would go further. With the kissing and heavy petting, he got me wetter than the rain and he knew it. So he picked me up and placed me on the hood of the car lifting up my shirt so he could kiss down my body to my sweet tender pussy lips. He gently sucks on my clit and I let out a slight moan as he begins to flick it with his tongue knowing every tender touch making my pussy wetter and wetter. Going at it like its his last mission on earth, I scream in pure ecstasy.

He comes up with the biggest smile on his face, because he knows he put it work, and i'm gonna miss it when he's gone. I tell him to get that big grin off his face, because as much as i'll miss him he's gonna miss me more. I slide off the hood and let him sit down, even though my legs are still a little weak from the pleasure I received, I find the strength and do what I do. Kissing down his abs to his sexy ~V~ I gently nibble right through there to get his body ready. His dick hard as a rock as I go into giving him pleasure. Licking his dick from the base to the tip and taking every single inch of him deep into the back of my throat, he balls his fist up and bites his knuckles so as not to let out an unmanly sounding moan or scream. He instead yells out "Oh shit" as a car just happens to roll by. Working the balls with one hand and taking the dick in my mouth, he got his feet curling so I know he's about to bust.

Make-up running down my face because of the rain, my once straight hair now curly, he turns to me and says you are the most beautiful woman in the world, now come here and let me get in that pussy. Holding back our laughter, he lifts me up onto the hood and begins to penetrate deep inside my pussy walls. Working it slowly as he pulls almost all the way out before he digs deeper and deeper with every thrust. He has me moaning while he picks up the rhythm and speed. He slows it down so he can get me from the back. So as i'm bent over the hood of this car, I begin to feel a climactic moment coming. Just a little bit longer, deeper and faster. Hit the front of my pussy from the back. Hitting my major spot, and grabbing my hair, he makes me cum. I scream out "Fuck...yes papi...right there" He has my body shaking and my legs weak, but I stay standing because he's still going. He whispers in my ear We not stopping till we cum at the same time. Excited and exhausted at the thought, I am game for this. After he makes me cum two more times, he nuts, but his dick is still hard, so I know he's serious about this. He takes it slow and our breathing is more in sync than ever before, my heart beating with his, I move my body with his and it is like we are one. I close my eyes and stop thinking so much about what we want to accomplish and just let my body feel it. As soon as I let go of every thought, I begin to feel myself about to climax. All it takes is one deep thrust and we both explode with pure blissful satisfaction.
We put our shirts on, and pull up our pants, and just sit on the hood cooling off in the cold rain. When we finally do move, we sit up and notice that Security is sitting in their truck and all we wondered was if they enjoyed the show so all we could do was laugh. My BF got his bags out of the trunk again and hugged and kissed me good-bye. We kept it short and sweet and as he walked off to go catch his flight I realized he planned this from the beginning because he said he still had 2 1/2 hours till his flight left and we had been there for 3 already.

Oh memory lane how you never cease to make me smile. While this was probably the wildest of places for me, I wouldn't mind kicking it up just another notch to see if I can't get into a little trouble maybe. But not to much, i'm not that crazy :-) I'll flip through my new found favorite book and see what kind of sexcapdes i can come across.